Because his 'I' was all jacked up.
ayy ayy cap'n
A buck an ear (buccaneer).
Because it cracked itself up.
A: One more crack, and I'll plaster you.
A man was telling his neighbor, 'I just bought a new hearing aid. It cost me four thousand dollars, but it's state of the art. It's perfect.' 'Really,' answered the neighbor. 'What kind is it?' 'Twelve thirty.'
ANSWER: Straw.
Because Somalia doesn't have an education system
I.C. !
Idk, I was too busy jacking off...
You don't no jack!
Because of its fowl language.
She was cross eyed.
