Why did the pirate have trouble with the alphabet?

Because his 'I' was all jacked up.

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Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

What did the pirate say after his first-mate stuck the wheel in his pants?

ARGHH! You're driving me nuts!"

What did the pirate Louis Riel say to the villagers?

Yarrrrrrr Metis!

Crack Jokes More Crack Jokes

What do necrophiliacs and alcoholics have in common?

They both like to crack open a cold one

How are an alcoholic and necrophiliac similar?

Both enjoy cracking open a cold one.

Answer Jokes More Answer Jokes

Why can't Zeno seem to pay his bar tab in full?

Answer: Because he kept giving half of what he owes.

How do you answer the door Mathematically?

Door: "What is 2+2 " Me: "4" Door: "Cool!"

Alphabet Jokes More Alphabet Jokes

How many letters are in the alphabet during the Christmas Season?

Only 25...because there's Noel.

Why can't pirates learn the alphabet?

Because Somalia doesn't have an education system

Jack Jokes More Jack Jokes

What do you call a rabbit who lifts weights?

A jacked rabbit.

Why was Jack scared?

Because Jack was bean stalked

Trouble Jokes More Trouble Jokes

How are you doing in arithmetic ?

I've learned to add up the zeros but the numbers are still giving me trouble.

What do you give an alligator who is having trouble hearing?

A gator-aid. Bet you did see that one coming:P