Why did the pirate have trouble with the alphabet?

Because his 'I' was all jacked up.

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Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

Why couldn't the pirate get into the movie?

Because he was arrested for pirating movies since it's illegal!

How much did the pirate pay to have his ears pierced?

a buck an ear

Crack Jokes More Crack Jokes

Why should you never tell jokes on the ice?

The ice might crack up! I use this at the beginning of conversations... it's a reall ice breaker.

What's the difference between a crackhead and a John?

A crackhead buys crack so he can put it into his pipe and burn it. A John pays so that he can put his pipe into a crack that might burn him.

Answer Jokes More Answer Jokes

What am I?

I start with a v and every woman has one. She can even use me to get what she wants. What am I? I'll post the answer in 10 minutes.

How does a lobster answer the phone?

Shello

Alphabet Jokes More Alphabet Jokes

Which letter of the alphabet is the laziest?

letter G (lethargy)

What has more letters than the alphabet?

The post office.

Jack Jokes More Jack Jokes

Why didn't Rose get an iPhone 7?

She never let go, Jack.

Why did Apple employee get away jacking off in the office?

Because there are no windows!

Trouble Jokes More Trouble Jokes

Why does Luke Skywalker never have trouble getting laid?

Because he always uses the force.

Why did the packaged green onion get into trouble?

Because it was a wrapped scallion.