Why did the pirate have trouble with the alphabet?

Because his 'I' was all jacked up.

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What did the pirate say when he saw a woman giving head?

There she blows!!!

What did the proctologist say to the pirate?

Show me your booty.

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Why did the pirate have trouble with the alphabet?

Because his 'I' was all jacked up.

Why is crack a "Rock"?

Because it's as hard to get off as Alcatraz.

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Whats the distance between hole one and hole two?

She answered "About an inch".

What does snoop doggy dog use to do his laundry?

Answer in comments.

Alphabet Jokes More Alphabet Jokes

What's the most racist letter of the alphabet?

Not Z.

Why is the letter 'c' afraid of the rest of the alphabet?

Because all the other letters are not c's. *** *ba dum tss*

Jack Jokes More Jack Jokes

Why Was Jill upest about the new iphone?

because there was no jack.

What did the thief say when he saw the man leave his coat behind?

let's jack it.

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Which ones?

Wife: BLTOUR & E Me: Well, that could spell trouble

What keyboard shortcut do the elderly have the most trouble with?

Ctrl+P