What did the pirate say when he saw a woman giving head?

There she blows!!!

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Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

What's with the steering wheel?

The pirate says "ARRGGHH! It's drivin' me nuts."

Why are pirates so bad at telling jokes?

Instead of 'knock knock', they say, 'Arrr you there !'

Blow Jokes More Blow Jokes

What's the difference between the wind and a blonde?

Some days the wind doesn't blow.

Whats the difference between a Christian and a Muslim?

One blows up kids, the other gets blown by them.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Where does Ned Flanders pick up women?

On OkilyDokilyCupid

How do you make any woman wet?

Liquor

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What's black, white, red, and can't turn around in an elevator?

A nun with a javelin through her head.

Where was Soloman's temple located?

On the side of his head.