What did the pirate say when he saw a woman giving head?

There she blows!!!

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What did the pirate say after his successful pillage?

Thanks for the gold kind stranger!

What does a pirate get when he walks into a second-hand shop?

Disappointed.

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Why Aren't Elephants Allowed On The Beach?

Because they always blow their trunks off!

What did one radical muslim say to the other after a successful day of bombings?

Jihad a chance, and you blew it.

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What do you call a dinosaur who knows how to please its woman?

A Lickalottapus

What do women and linoleum have in common?

If you lay them just right you can walk on them for years.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

Where do you touch a woman to give yourself the most pleasure?

The back of her head.

Why Do Giraffes Have Such Long Necks?

So they can reach their head!