What did the pirate say when he saw a woman giving head?

There she blows!!!

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Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

How much did it cost the pirate to get his ears pierced?

A buccaneer!

What do you call Japanese people that fly planes?

Pirates.

Blow Jokes More Blow Jokes

Why did the fan blow itself?

Because it was turned on!

What color is the wind?

Son: "What color is the wind " Mom: "The wind is the wind, it had no color. It's transparent" Dad: "The wind is blue" Mom: "Blue How so " Dad: "Because the wind blew"

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What do you call a programming language designed for women?

An object oriented programming language.

Why do women like men with moustaches?

Because they immediately see something about you they can change.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What do you call a man with a large flatfish on his head?

Ray!

What do you call a man with a colander on his head?

COLIN! Duh!!!