What did the pirate say when he saw a woman giving head?

There she blows!!!

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Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

What is the most pirated movie ever?

Arrrrrrrgo

Why do pirates have trouble walking?

Arrrr-thritis

Blow Jokes More Blow Jokes

What happened to the Irishman who tried to blow up a school bus?

He burned his lips on the exhaust pipe.

What would you do if the world blew up?

Go to Coles new world.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

How do you know that Santa is a man?

No woman wears the same attire every year.

What is long and hard that women don't have compulsorily?

The military service.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

How does it feel to have your head separated from your body?

It tears your apart.

What's that pig doing in the middle of the road with a red light on its head?

Didn't you tell me to put out a stop swine