What did the pirate say when he saw a woman giving head?

There she blows!!!

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Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

What does all pirate music have in common?

It's all played in the high C's.

Why is French person a better team player than a pirate?

The pirate says, "Aye, aye!" The French says, "Oui, oui!"

Blow Jokes More Blow Jokes

What's the difference between a terrorist training camp and an orphanage?

Terrorists blow them selves up at camp on accident

What sound does Reddit make when it blows up?

Pao! Edit: Whoa, FP gold. Thank you!

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why was the woman with no children so good at konami games?

She takes contraceptives.

Why do woman make terrible truck drivers?

Because you give them one good load and it takes them nine months to deliver.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What didn't the Japanese understand nuclear missile technology?

It was a little over their heads

What do you call a girl that gives head in the shower?

Brainwashed.