What's the difference between the wind and a blonde?

Some days the wind doesn't blow.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Americans and Brits?

Brits think 200 miles is a long distance, Americans think 200 years is a long time.

What's the difference between LSD and my dad?

LSD doesn't need to be drunk to hit me.

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

How did skeletons send each other letters in the days of the Wild West?

By Bony Express.

What do bees say to psych themselves up at the start of their day?

Leeeeeetttttssss get rrrrrrrrrready to Buuuuuuummmmmmmmmmbbbbbbllllllleeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!"

Blow Jokes More Blow Jokes

What did the terrorist say about his popular reddit post?

I didn't expect this to blow up like it did!*

What do you get when you throw a grenade into a kitchen in France?

Linoleum blown apart

Wind Jokes More Wind Jokes

What do you call a wind that never gusts?

Disgusting. I'll see myself out...

What Color Is It?

In case you hadn't noticed, the color of the wind is 'blew.' Water always looks 'wet' to me. Dirt is oviously 'dirty.' Soup seems 'soupy.' If you can't find those Crayons in your box, contact CRAYOLA.