What's the difference between the wind and a blonde?

Some days the wind doesn't blow.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a cry baby and Dallas Cowboys fans?

Eventually the baby stops crying

What's the difference between my ex and my toaster?

It only takes 120 volts to turn on my toaster.

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

How do you stop ISIS?

Leave some milk in the sun for a few days.

How is your day going?

G- Pretty well, Do you want me to walk you back? B- walk me back? G- to the friendzone you just tried to escape.

Blow Jokes More Blow Jokes

What is the fastest speed a woman can go ?

68, because when she turns 69 she blows a rod.

What's the difference between CNN and Al-Jazeera?

CNN shows the missiles taking off and Al-Jazeera shows them landing. (Not mine, just heard it on the Jimmy Dore show) also "My favorite indie band is palestinian. I think they're really going to blow up."

Wind Jokes More Wind Jokes

What did one renewable power source say to the other?

How did I wind up here I don't know man just go with the flow.

Why does the forest stink during a storm?

Because the trees break wind.