What's the difference between Walmart and India?

Well, one is filled with cows. And the other is in Asia.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between the space shuttle and a 2.5 kiloton bomb?

The crew.

What's the difference between a well dressed man and a tired dog?

The man wears a full suit, the dog just pants

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What's the difference between a cow and the Twin Towers?

You can't milk a cow for 15 years.

Why don't cows smoke weed?

The steaks would just be too high.

Walmart Jokes More Walmart Jokes

How much for the petting zoo?

Person: What *Drunk at Walmart by the dressing rooms*

Where does Walmart keep the Terminator toys?

Aisle B, back.

Fill Jokes More Fill Jokes

What's worse than a plastic bag filled with dead babies?

Nickelback

What's an accountant's idea of trashing his hotel room?

Refusing to fill out the guest comment card.

Asia Jokes More Asia Jokes

What is Asia's favourite sitcom?

Everybody loves Ramen.

What's the best way to ensure that Asia's senior citizens' pension programs are financially sound?

Sufficient amount of youth in Asia.

India Jokes More India Jokes

How many Sagittarians does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: Look ask me when I get back from India okay

How did Christopher Columbus find India?

He used Apple Maps.