What's the difference between Walmart and India?

Well, one is filled with cows. And the other is in Asia.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a violinist and a fiddler?

How red their necks are.

What's the difference between a stoat and a weasel?

One is weasily recognised and the other is stoatally different

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do you call a cow that can go 3000 feet per second?

A bull-ette.

What do you get when you push a cow out of a plane?

Ground beef

Walmart Jokes More Walmart Jokes

Why did the redneck take his cat to Walmart after running over it's tail with the lawn mower?

Because they're the largest re-tail-er

Why are there no Walmarts in Iran?

Because there's a JC Penny at every corner.

Fill Jokes More Fill Jokes

What's black and fills out welfare forms?

A pen, you jerk.

What is the similarity between women and garbagebags?

You fill them up and toss them out the door!

Asia Jokes More Asia Jokes

What's the best way to ensure that Asia's senior citizens' pension programs are financially sound?

Sufficient amount of youth in Asia.

What did one cracker say to the other?

Let's conquer the Americas, Africa, Australia, and Asia."

India Jokes More India Jokes

What do they call divorce in India?

Re-arranged marriage

How many Americans does it take to change a light bulb?

None. According to Trump, they outsourced it to India & China.