What's the difference between Walmart and India?

Well, one is filled with cows. And the other is in Asia.

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What's the difference between a violinist and a fiddler?

How red their necks are.

What is the difference between Rihanna and a coconut?

One is black and hairy and the other is a coconut

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What is a better name for cows?

Lawn mooers! My 12 year old sister made this up... She out dad joked me..and I'm a dad!

Why do cows from the south make the best sandwiches?

Because they are in bread.

Walmart Jokes More Walmart Jokes

What do you do if you accidentally cut off your cat's tail?

Take him to WalMart. They are the largest retailer in the world.

Why are there no Walmarts in Iraq?

Because they are all Targets.

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How do you double the price of a Fiat?

Fill the tank

Why can't they use PC's as word-processors in Poland?

The screens keep on filling up with white-out.

Asia Jokes More Asia Jokes

What's the difference between Walmart and India?

Well, one is filled with cows. And the other is in Asia.

What did one cracker say to the other?

Let's conquer the Americas, Africa, Australia, and Asia."

India Jokes More India Jokes

How many Americans does it take to change a light bulb?

None. According to Trump, they outsourced it to India & China.

Why the population in India is exploding these days?

Because everyone over there is doing IT!