What is a better name for cows?

Lawn mooers! My 12 year old sister made this up... She out dad joked me..and I'm a dad!

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What's something white people can call other white people but black people can't call other black people?

Dad.

What do you call a noisy Chinese dog?

How-Ling (my dad wanted me to post this)

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When do cows go to sleep?

Pasture bedtime.

What do cows do when they're introduced?

They give each other a milk shake!

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What's an "oying"?

This joke

What kind of farm has lots of books but no livestock?

Barns and no-bulls. (This joke was made up by my 7 year-old cousin.)

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What do you call an Eastern European cashier?

A Checkoutslovakian. (Better said than read)

Which fruit can't get married?

A can't elope. Or better yet None of them because of the lgbt movement.

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What do 12 year old mexican girls and born-again christians have in common?

They both have a little Jesus in 'em...

What does a 12 year old redneck girl say when she loses her virginity?

Get off me dad, you're crushing my smokes!