What is a better name for cows?

Lawn mooers! My 12 year old sister made this up... She out dad joked me..and I'm a dad!

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Why are you always tired, Dad?

my 3-year-old asked as she woke me from a nap by poking me in the eye.

What is the difference between confident and confidential?

Dad says: "You are my son, I'm confident about that. Your friend over there, is also my son, THAT is confidential.

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What's the difference between Nine-Eleven and a cow?

You can't milk a cow for 14 years straight. Be gentle... it's my cake day :-)

What do you get from a cow on the North Pole?

Cold cream!

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Why do blind people always laugh at jokes?

Same as why they don't drive. They never see it comming.

How do you make a blonde laugh at Easter?

Tell her a joke at Christmas

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Which fruit can't get married?

A can't elope. Or better yet None of them because of the lgbt movement.

Whats the difference between you and an orphan?

You were adopted. Best told to siblings :D

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What do priests and zits have in common?

They bost bust on 12 year Olds faces

What is a better name for cows?

Lawn mooers! My 12 year old sister made this up... She out dad joked me..and I'm a dad!