They both have a little Jesus in 'em...
Jesus doesn't have any tattoos of Mexicans.
A Juanting.
Cos they like to walk around in their bear feet.
Camembert!
Cross fit.
Because yeasterday he died and tomorrow he will have risen.
Nothing, you already told 'em twice.
A: One to start screwing it in and the rest to vote 'em off the ladder.
They're trying to destroy the evidence.
The Praying Mantis
They bost bust on 12 year Olds faces
Because 12 year olds can't vote. Edit: I'm actually somewhat of a Bernie supporter, I'm just joking about how he has a lot of youth backing him.