What do 12 year old mexican girls and born-again christians have in common?

They both have a little Jesus in 'em...

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What do 12 year old mexican girls and born-again christians have in common?

They both have a little Jesus in 'em...

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A Cruci-fixie.

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a nail gun!

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What do 12 year old mexican girls and born-again christians have in common?

They both have a little Jesus in 'em...

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How many atheists does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to actually change the bulb, and the other to videotape so Christians can't claim God did it.

How many christians does it take to change a lightbulb?

three, but they're really one

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What do 12 year old mexican girls and born-again christians have in common?

They both have a little Jesus in 'em...