What do 12 year old mexican girls and born-again christians have in common?

They both have a little Jesus in 'em...

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What does DJ Khaled call his mexican friends?

Another Juan

What do you call a mexican with two dads?

No mames!

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What's Leonardo Dicaprio's least favorite dessert?

Bear claaaaaarrrrrwwwwwwss!!!

What do you get when you cross a bear and a spider?

A six-legged, honey-lovin', web-spinnin'

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

Why was Saint Peter so good at basketball?

He denied Jesus 3 times

What was Jesus' favorite sport?

Crossfitting.

Them Jokes More Them Jokes

How many cuckolds does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. Somebody else does the screwing for 'em.

Where do people already feel awkward & uncomfortable?

Church " "K let's make 'em like that" -- funeral home designers

Christians Jokes More Christians Jokes

What do 12 year old mexican girls and born-again christians have in common?

They both have a little Jesus in 'em...

Why do Christians like Swiss cheese?

It's holey.

12 Year Old Jokes More 12 Year Old Jokes

What do priests and zits have in common?

They bost bust on 12 year Olds faces

What is a better name for cows?

Lawn mooers! My 12 year old sister made this up... She out dad joked me..and I'm a dad!