What do 12 year old mexican girls and born-again christians have in common?

They both have a little Jesus in 'em...

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

Why didn't the Mexican guy at work take out the trash at work when I asked him?

He had -ity!

What did the Mexican guy say when the two houses fell on him?

Get off me homes.

Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

What do you call kids born in whorehouses?

brothel sprouts!

Where are new Starcraft players born?

In the noobula

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

How does Jesus make his coffee?

Hebrews it.

How did Jesus stay in such good shape?

Cross fit.

Them Jokes More Them Jokes

What do you tell a person with two swollen eyes ?

Nothing, you already told 'em twice.

What do a Mexican and a cue ball have in common?

the harder you hit 'em the more english you get

Christians Jokes More Christians Jokes

Why do christians burn fossil fuels?

They're trying to destroy the evidence.

Why can't Irish do trigonometry?

They can't tan. Why can't Christians do trigonometry They can't sin. Why can't the rest of us trigonometry Just cos.

12 Year Old Jokes More 12 Year Old Jokes

What does a 12 year old redneck girl say when she loses her virginity?

Get off me dad, you're crushing my smokes!

Why can't Bernie Sanders win the election?

Because 12 year olds can't vote. Edit: I'm actually somewhat of a Bernie supporter, I'm just joking about how he has a lot of youth backing him.