How do you stop hearing jokes written for 12 year olds?

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How do you stop a baby from walking in circles?

Pin its other hand to the ground.

Why did the toilet paper stop crossing the road?

It got stuck in a crack.

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Why should you never mention the number 288?

Because it's two gross! (A gross is a measurement unit for "144". So 2 * 144 = 288. Or "two gross".)

Why did the cookie not laugh at your joke?

Because it was crumby.

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What does Bill Cosby do when he can't sleep at night?

He finishes her drink EDIT: Apparently this is Conan's joke, so all credit goes to him. I just heard it from a friend of mine and I had no idea.

What's the worst thing about Mexican and Black jokes?

Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal.

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Who writes ghost stories?

A ghost writer.

What was written on the UNIX user's doormat?

There's no place like cd "

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What do you get when you combine an excess of waste and recycling?

r/jokes

What's the worst punchline on /r/jokes?

I haven't got the faintest idea.

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What do you call a 12 year old protein?

A pretein

What does a 12 year old redneck girl say when she loses her virginity?

Get off me dad, you're crushing my smokes!

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How do you stop hearing jokes written for 12 year olds?

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