Because they were written by women.
I'm not letting you cook dinner again
The laws of gravity didn't apply to him.
Because it's a ZEBRA.
If they are under 16 you should just do them in your head.
You need to give a three hour lecture and turn in a research paper on "What is 'good' " first.
The best joke I've ever heard!
Because no matter the sport, he would always play write
A ransom note.