Why are there no good jokes about men?

Because they were written by women.

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What did the man get for winning the muscle relaxing contest?

Atrophy!

What do you call a man with a flamethrower?

2. What do you call his first victim 3. What do you call his second victim 1. Bernie 2. Crispin 3. Ash

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How are women like casinos?

Liquor in the front, poker in the back.

Whats the difference between a woman and a floppy drive?

A Floppy Drive can only take 3.5" Inches.

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What kind of fruit tells the best jokes?

A punkin. Edit: and apparently not me.

Why did the dyslexic man have slime on his face?

Because I told him a good joke.

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Why do Communists only write in lowercase?

Because they hate Capitalism.

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