How many women does it take to park a car?

A man.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

How do cats park their cars?

They allel park

Why didn't the piece of paper move out of the way when a car came speeding towards it?

Because it was stationary.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do you call a man with a shovel in his head?

Doug

What do you call a man who opens the car door for you?

A chauffeur.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What is strong enough for a man but made for a woman?

The back of my hand...

What do you call a joke that makes fun of a woman, who has not consented to be made fun of?

misogynistic.

Park Jokes More Park Jokes

What does a Jamaican do when he sees a spaceman?

He parks his car, man.

What do you call a frog that's parked illegally?

Toad.