How many women does it take to park a car?

A man.

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Who's driving the car?

Theres a muslim a mexican and black guy in a car, whos driving .. **The cops**

Which is better exercise, chasing a car or running away from one?

Chasing a car. After running from a car you'll just be tired, but after chasing one you'll be exhausted.

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How did he die?

The rock is kyptonite and the man is superman.

What is the one thing that all men at singles bars have in common?

They're married.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why does Islam marginalize their women?

Because she ain't special, Shiite.

What do you call a woman with a bicycle on her head ?

Petal !

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What do you do when you see a space man?

Park your car, man.

Why are so many Koreans named Park?

Because the ones named Drive all died in crashes.