How many women does it take to park a car?

A man.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

Why did Heisenberg remove the speedometer from his car?

So he would stop getting lost everything he checked it.

Why do guitarists put drumsticks on the dash of their car?

So they can park in the handicapped spot.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What is your fee?

Lawyer says: "1000 US dollars for 3 questions." Man: "Wow - so much! Isn't it a bit expensive " Lawyer: "Yes, what is your third question "

Why is it illegal for a man living in North Carolina to be buried in South Carolina?

Because he's alive.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

How does a woman go about inventing something?

She gives birth to a boy.

What do you call a really bad driver in France?

A woman.

Park Jokes More Park Jokes

What happens to illegally parked frogs ?

They get toad away.

Why do guitarists put drumsticks on the dash of their car?

So they can park in the handicapped spot.