What do you call a man with a shovel on his head?

Dug

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Why did the man quit his job at the helium gas factory?

He didn't like being spoken to in that voice

Why did u shoot ur wife ?

Judge:why did u shoot ur wife instead of shootingher lover Methew:Your honour, it's easier to shoot a woman once, than shooting one man every week.

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Why couldn't JFK be a boxer?

He couldn't take shots to the head.

What's one profession that doctors, lawyers, even the king of Saudi Arabia and the presidents of the USSR and US bow their heads to?

Barbers.

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How do you turn a dishwasher into a snow remover?

Give her a shovel...

Why did I need to bring a shovel on my first date?

Clearly the chloroform wasn't enough.