What do you call a man with a shovel on his head?

Dug

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Why do men like breasts so much?

They prove men can concentrate on two things at once.

Why did the man call his horse Fleabag?

Because he was often scratched!

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How do you castrate a priest?

Kick the altar boy in the back off the head

What do you call a girl that gives head in the shower?

Brainwashed.

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What's the difference between a normal ambulance and a skydiving ambulance?

Well, a normal ambulance is usually a van with a stretcher in the back. A skydiving ambulance A bucket and a shovel.

What's better than swinging a dead baby around a tether pole?

stopping it with a shovel