What do you call a man with a shovel on his head?

Dug

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Why do men whistle when they're sitting on the toilet?

Because it helps them remember which end they need to wipe.

Where do you have to go to find a man who is truly into commitment?

A mental hospital.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

Why do Chihuahuas have such short necks?

Because their heads are so close to their bodies!

What didn't the Japanese understand nuclear missile technology?

It was a little over their heads

Shovel Jokes More Shovel Jokes

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snow thrower?

Give her a shovel.

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snow plow?

Give her a shovel!