What's the difference between a normal ambulance and a skydiving ambulance?

Well, a normal ambulance is usually a van with a stretcher in the back. A skydiving ambulance A bucket and a shovel.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Gene Simmons and Richard Simmons?

One porks women the other un-porks them.

What's the difference between gluten and hillbillies?

One's inbred, the others in bread

Shovel Jokes More Shovel Jokes

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower?

Give her a shovel.

What should i do now?

to which the boss replies "We're out of shovels. Go lean on something else !"

Bucket Jokes More Bucket Jokes

Whats the difference between you and a bucket of turds?

The bucket

What does a piano, tuna, and a bucket of glue have in common?

You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna! Don't ask me about the bucket of glue though... I've been stuck there for a while

Van Jokes More Van Jokes

What's the difference between a van and a minivan?

A van picks up kids. A minivan picks up your kids

What's the hardest thing about being an audiophile?

Convincing the sound to get into your van.

Skydive Jokes More Skydive Jokes

What got the apple into skydiving?

Pear pressure.

When's the best time to go skydiving?

Fall.