What's the difference between a poor marksman and a constipated owl?

One shoots and shoots but can't hit, and the other...

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How can U make a difference?

Good Mourning! *(this pun is baaad and I feel terrible about it)*

What's the difference between Phil Collins and Germany?

We stopped Germany.

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What is large and grey and shoots tourists in Africa?

An elefanatic, of course.

Why's Guantanamo Bay full of actors?

Because they all shot pilots.

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What's going on in this movie?

Him: Lin, I just hit play 90 seconds ago. Me: Wow! New record.

What do you call the boss hit by a shrink ray?

Micromanagement!

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What laxative did the constipated man ask for?

Poop-ease

What do you call a constipated mason?

A brick-layer.

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What's the difference between a poor marksman and a constipated owl?

One shoots and shoots but can't hit, and the other...

What's the difference between a blind sniper and a constipated owl?

Everything. They have absolutely nothing in common.