What's the difference between a poor marksman and a constipated owl?

One shoots and shoots but can't hit, and the other...

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What's the difference between a black guy and snow tires?

Snow tires don't sing when you put their chains on.

What is the difference between an american and a canadian?

69 cents.

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Who Shot First? Boba Fett or Jango Fett?

Han Solo

How many Missouri Police officers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just shoot the room for being black.

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Why did the stick-figure man's arm keep hitting him in the face?

Because it was the punch line.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream?

He got hit by a bus

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What's the difference between a sniper with bad eyesight and a constipated owl?

One shoots but can't hit, the other hoots but can't sh...

What does a novice woodworker have in common with a constipated woodworker?

In the end, both are lucky to produce a stool.

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What's the difference between a sniper with bad eyesight and a constipated owl?

One shoots but can't hit, the other hoots but can't sh...

What's the difference between a blind sniper and a constipated owl?

Everything. They have absolutely nothing in common.