What's the difference between a poor marksman and a constipated owl?

One shoots and shoots but can't hit, and the other...

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What's the difference between a black dad and a elevator?

A elevator can raise a kid

What is the difference between the avian flu and the swine flu?

One requires a tweetment and the other need an oinkment.

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How many Police Officers does it take to handcuff one man?

Nine, Eight to shoot him and one to say he was very dangerous

Why is he 50m from where he got shot?

Our best guess was he tried crawling home to clear his browser history"

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What do you call two homeless men hitting each other with cardboard?

Pillow fight

What's the worst thing you can do when posting a joke?

Accidentally hit submit before you

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What do you call a constipated mason?

A brick-layer.

What do you call a constipated German?

Farfrompoopin.

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What's the difference between a sniper with bad eyesight and a constipated owl?

One shoots but can't hit, the other hoots but can't sh...

What's the difference between a blind sniper and a constipated owl?

Everything. They have absolutely nothing in common.