One shoots and shoots but can't hit, and the other...
Once you're finished with the breasts and thighs, you're left with a greasy box to put your bone in.
A WWE wrestler will get up after faking an injury.
because Mark Chapman was a terrible shot, and kept missing Yoko.
Two: one to shoot and one to sell him to shoot back.
On a scale from one to ten, urinate.
One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other is a watermelon.
A brick-layer.
In the end, both are lucky to produce a stool.
One shoots but can't hit, the other hoots but can't sh...