What's the difference between a poor marksman and a constipated owl?

One shoots and shoots but can't hit, and the other...

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What's the difference between a dog and Windows 10?

A dog knows what is 'no'.

What's the difference between the 2016 presidential debates and a pen of baboons relentlessly fighting over the dead stinking corpse of a sheep?

Microphones!

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What do you call a barn full of black people?

A police shooting range.

What do you call a fake psychic who was found out and now shoots up in ditches?

A high medium low

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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

They wanted to hit the high Cs.

What do you call the boss hit by a shrink ray?

Micromanagement!

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Why don't Asians get constipated?

Because of their frequent bow movements.

What did Yoda say to Luke when he was constipated?

Try or try not, there is no do.

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What's the difference between a sniper with bad eyesight and a constipated owl?

One shoots but can't hit, the other hoots but can't sh...

What's the difference between a poor marksman and a constipated owl?

One shoots and shoots but can't hit, and the other...