What's the difference between a poor marksman and a constipated owl?

One shoots and shoots but can't hit, and the other...

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What's the difference between a Pound and a Dollar?

A dollar

What's the difference between congress and a circus?

One is a Cunning array of Stunts...

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Why did the cop cross the road?

To shoot a black kid.

What does Tupac Shakur and Oceans 13 have in common?

They were both shot in Vegas!

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How do you get a clown off of its unicycle?

Hit it in the face with a pickaxe.

What do you do when you hear a woman got hit by a car?

Wonder how the hell a car got into the kitchen

Constipate Jokes More Constipate Jokes

What does a novice woodworker have in common with a constipated woodworker?

In the end, both are lucky to produce a stool.

What does the math teacher do when he gets constipated?

Works it out with a pencil.

Constipate Owl Jokes More Constipate Owl Jokes

What's the difference between a blind sniper and a constipated owl?

Everything. They have absolutely nothing in common.

What's the difference between a poor marksman and a constipated owl?

One shoots and shoots but can't hit, and the other...