What's the difference between a poor marksman and a constipated owl?

One shoots and shoots but can't hit, and the other...

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What's the difference between a battery and a women?

The Battery has a positive side.

What is the difference between ignorance and apathy?

I don't know and I don't care.

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What do they tell Soviet children who want to achieve their dreams?

Shoot for the Tsars.

Why is he 50m from where he got shot?

Our best guess was he tried crawling home to clear his browser history"

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Why did Little Johnny drop his ice cream?

He got hit by a truck...

What's the difference between mayonnaise and sperm?

Mayonnaise doesn't hit the back if my girlfriend's throat at 60 miles per hour.

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What did the constipated mathematician do?

He worked it out with a pencil.

Why was the accountant constipated?

He couldn't budget.

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What's the difference between a poor marksman and a constipated owl?

One shoots and shoots but can't hit, and the other...

What's the difference between a sniper with bad eyesight and a constipated owl?

One shoots but can't hit, the other hoots but can't sh...