What's the difference between a poor marksman and a constipated owl?

One shoots and shoots but can't hit, and the other...

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a black guy and snow tires?

Snow tires don't sing when you put their chains on.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a Xbox?

They're both made of plastic, and little kids turn them on.

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Why do Black People hate country music?

Because when they hear "Hoe Down" they think their sister got shot.

Why do they say "break a leg !" to actors ?

If you said "tear an ACL !" to a star athlete, you'd be shot on the spot.

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What's green and hurts when it hits you in the eye?

A snooker table

What's worse than getting rejected by an attractive stranger?

Getting hit on by an ugly stranger.

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What laxative did the constipated man ask for?

Poop-ease

What does a mathematics professor do when he is constipated?

He works it out with a pencil.

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What's the difference between a sniper with bad eyesight and a constipated owl?

One shoots but can't hit, the other hoots but can't sh...

What's the difference between a blind sniper and a constipated owl?

Everything. They have absolutely nothing in common.