What's the difference between a poor marksman and a constipated owl?

One shoots and shoots but can't hit, and the other...

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What's difference between Abu Dhabi and Dubai?

People in Dubai don't watch The Flintstones But people in Abu Dhabi Do!!

What's the difference between a blonde and a broom closet?

A: Only two men fit inside a broom closet at once.

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How would America win gold medals in shooting for the Olympics?

They take their prison population and school population to Rio.

What did Courtney Love say before she shot Kurt?

Hole is gonna be huge."

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What did the tailor do after she got hit by the lawyer's car?

Sewed him

How is digging fence post holes like being the mayor of Toronto?

It goes pretty smoothly until you start hitting the rock.

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What's the difference between a poor marksman and a constipated owl?

One shoots and shoots but can't hit, and the other...

What do you call a constipated mason?

A brick-layer.

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What's the difference between a blind sniper and a constipated owl?

Everything. They have absolutely nothing in common.

What's the difference between a sniper with bad eyesight and a constipated owl?

One shoots but can't hit, the other hoots but can't sh...