What's the difference between a poor marksman and a constipated owl?

One shoots and shoots but can't hit, and the other...

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari?

I dont have a ferrari in my garage.

What is the difference between a Black Guy and an elevator ?

One can raise a child

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What do you call a barn full of black people?

A police shooting range.

What should you do if you see your TV floating?

Turn on the lights and shoot the black guy.

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What is the difference between my car and Whitney Houston?

My car can hit 50.

How do you stop a lawyer from drowning?

Shoot before he hits the water.

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Why the carpenter is always constipated?

Because his stool so hard!

How do you say constipated in german?

Farhfrumpoopin'.

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What's the difference between a poor marksman and a constipated owl?

One shoots and shoots but can't hit, and the other...

What's the difference between a blind sniper and a constipated owl?

Everything. They have absolutely nothing in common.