What did the burglar give his wife for her birthday?

A stole.

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What do you call it when your wife brings you rice porridge in prison?

Congee-gal visit

Why was the Robot angry at the engineer?

Because he screwed his wife!

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Why is Superman wanted by the police?

He is wanted for being the Man of Steal.

What do you call a reckless thief who only steals cooking utensils?

A whisk taker.

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What do Egyptian kings sing on their birthday?

For he's a jolly good Pharaoh. Was that bad Ye, pharaoh-nuff

Why couldn't Sally use the swings?

She had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally. What did Sally get for her Birthday? We don't know, she didn't open it yet.

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Why did the burglar take a shower?

He wanted to make a clean getaway

What did the burglar say to the watchmaker as he tied him up?

Sorry to take so much of your valuable time.