What did the burglar give his wife for her birthday?

A stole.

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What's the problem?

Wife: He makes friends with the strangest things Me petting a bee: You're not strange are you Alan

Why is your wife annoying?

Because she is always jalapeno business.

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What did the Roman say when the Greek accused him of stealing his gods?

It was all a myth-take!

Why did Thor file a police report?

Because someone stole his thunder

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What did the burglar give his wife for her birthday?

A stole.

What does a clam do on his birthday?

He shellabrates!

Burglar Jokes More Burglar Jokes

What did the burglar give his wife for her birthday?

A stole.

How did the burglar get into the house?

Intruder window