Why did Thor file a police report?

Because someone stole his thunder

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How does Smaug copy files to a USB stick?

Dragon drop

What file does a Knight store his music on?

A **MIDI**-val file.

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What can stop supervirus from destroying humanity ?

Batvirus ( stolen joke xD )

Why can't you play UNO with a mexican?

They always steal the green card.

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Why was Thor so worried about his hair looking good?

because he is a Norsissist.

Why was Thor disappointed by his birthday party?

Because it was more Loki than he wanted.

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Why was there thunder and lightning in the lab?

The scientists were brainstorming.

How do you stop a thundering herd of Apes?

Hold up your arm and say "Go back you didn't say 'May I'"

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Why did Thor file a police report?

Because someone stole his thunder

Why did the coffee file a police report?

It got mugged.