Why did Thor file a police report?

Because someone stole his thunder

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File Jokes More File Jokes

Why do teenage girls not like filing papers?

They just don't believe in labels.

What do pirates use to copy files?

Yarrrrrsync!

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Why did the asian man get arrested for stealing a Buick sedan?

It was a Regal

Why can't you play UNO with a mexican?

They always steal the green card.

Thor Jokes More Thor Jokes

Who would be Sub Zero's perfect rival in the Marvel Universe?

Thor.

Why can't Thor play the piano or hide n seek with his brother?

He can never find the Loki.

Thunder Jokes More Thunder Jokes

How do you stop a thundering herd of Apes?

Hold up your arm and say "Go back you didn't say 'May I'"

What did the Catholic Mexican say to greet the Greek God of Thunder?

hey zeus!"

Police Report Jokes More Police Report Jokes

Why did the coffee file a police report?

Because it was mugged.

Why did Thor file a police report?

Because someone stole his thunder