Why did Thor file a police report?

Because someone stole his thunder

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Whats worse than Bad command or File name?

Windows update message asking you to restart your computer

How do french thank who save their files?

Merci backup.

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Why couldn't the pirate have gravy with his thanksgiving dinner?

Because someone stole his boat.

Where does He-Man keep his towel?

BY THE SHOWER OF GREYSKULL!!! I wrote this joke today. Feel free to steal it.

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Who is Thor?

A very worn-out thuper hero. (An excerpt from Brother Time and the Turtle: More Excuses for Jokes: )

Who would be Sub Zero's perfect rival in the Marvel Universe?

Thor.

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Why was there thunder and lightning in the lab?

The scientists were brainstorming.

How do you stop a thundering herd of Apes?

Hold up your arm and say "Go back you didn't say 'May I'"

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Why did Thor file a police report?

Because someone stole his thunder

Why did the coffee file a police report?

Because it was mugged.