Why did Thor file a police report?

Because someone stole his thunder

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File Jokes More File Jokes

How do Frenchmen share files?

Pierre to Pierre.

What do you call a file that is a petabyte in size?

What do you call a file that is a petabyte in size? A peta-file.

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

What do you call a duck that likes to steal?

A Robber Ducky!

How many NRA members does it take to stop a 6-year-old paraplegic from stealing a candy bar?

Nobody knows - they usually lose count at 800 rounds.

Thor Jokes More Thor Jokes

Why did Thor not invite many people to his brother's wedding?

Because it was Low key

What did Thor say to the weaver fixing his cape?

What are your Hemsworth?

Thunder Jokes More Thunder Jokes

Why was there thunder and lightning in the lab?

The scientists were brainstorming.

What did the thunder say when it understood the joke?

I feel so enlightninged!

Police Report Jokes More Police Report Jokes

Why did Thor file a police report?

Because someone stole his thunder

Why did the coffee file a police report?

Because it was mugged.