Why did Thor file a police report?

Because someone stole his thunder

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What format do Emo's prefer to compress files?

RAR

How do french thank who save their files?

Merci backup.

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How many reposters does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but they have to steal it first.

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Why was Thor disappointed by his birthday party?

Because it was more Loki than he wanted.

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I'm Thor

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Why did Thor file a police report?

Because someone stole his thunder

What did the thunder say when it understood the joke?

I feel so enlightninged!

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Why did Thor file a police report?

Because someone stole his thunder

Why did the coffee file a police report?

Because it was mugged.