Why did Thor file a police report?

Because someone stole his thunder

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Where do pirates store their files?

On their RRRRRRR drive.

What file does a Knight store his music on?

A **MIDI**-val file.

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Why is Apple donating money to cancer research?

Cancer stole our jobs!"

What do Winnie the Pooh and Ivan the Terrible have in common?

The same middle name. (Shamelessly stolen from Cortana.)

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Who would be Sub Zero's perfect rival in the Marvel Universe?

Thor.

What did Mike Tyson ask the really tired Norse god?

Are you Thor

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Why do they call them thunder storms and not lightning storms?

Thunder storms just *sound* better

What did the Catholic Mexican say to greet the Greek God of Thunder?

hey zeus!"

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Why did the coffee file a police report?

Because it was mugged.

Why did Thor file a police report?

Because someone stole his thunder