Why did Thor file a police report?

Because someone stole his thunder

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What are you doing, dad?

Filing taxes... LOLJK... I'm googling "non-extraditable countries". Pack your bags, kid! We're going to Libya!"

How do french thank who save their files?

Merci backup.

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Why can't you play Uno with Mexicans?

They steal the green cards.

What do you call a robotic transforming Malaysian airliner?

If it's evil, a Deceptigone. If not, an Autobottomoftheocean Shamelessly stolen from

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Why doesn't Thor of the insect world use a hammer?

He's already got a Thor Axe.

Why can't Thor play the piano or hide n seek with his brother?

He can never find the Loki.

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What did the thunder say when it understood the joke?

I feel so enlightninged!

Why was there thunder and lightning in the lab?

The scientists were brainstorming.

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Why did Thor file a police report?

Because someone stole his thunder

Why did the coffee file a police report?

Because it was mugged.