Why did Thor file a police report?

Because someone stole his thunder

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What are you doing, dad?

Filing taxes... LOLJK... I'm googling "non-extraditable countries". Pack your bags, kid! We're going to Libya!"

What does a Jedi use to open files?

Adobe-wan Kenobi

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What is that white thing in my pork&beans?

The Queen Bean. *Blatantly stolen from Ren & Stimpy

Why do people hate playing uno with Mexicans?

They keep stealing green cards.

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Why wasn't Thor invited to his brother's surprise party?

Odin wanted to keep it 'Loki'.

Why is Thor's brother always overlooked?

Because he's low key.

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What did the Catholic Mexican say to greet the Greek God of Thunder?

hey zeus!"

How do you stop a thundering herd of Apes?

Hold up your arm and say "Go back you didn't say 'May I'"

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Why did the coffee file a police report?

Because it was mugged.

Why did the coffee file a police report?

It got mugged.