Why do black people like basketball?

Because it invovles running, shooting, and stealing.

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Why does Beyonce sing the song "to the left"?

Because black people have no rights...

Why shouldn't you be racist?

Because racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

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Why did the cowboy brush his teeth with gunpowder?

A: So he could shoot his mouth off.

What do they tell Soviet children who want to achieve their dreams?

Shoot for the Tsars.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What language does robot Marco run on?

Rubio on rails

What's the worst place to run in to your ex girlfriend?

Auschwitz

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What will the results of the next election be?

No one knows! The results were stolen from the Politburo just last night!

Why are thieves the best actors?

Because they always steal the show.

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball against each other?

Juan v Juan

Why aren't burgers too good at basketball?

Too many turnovers!