Why are criminals so good at basketball?

They shoot first and ask questions later.

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Why did the cop shoot the insomniac?

He was resisting a rest

What's the most casual crime you can commit?

Shooting the breeze.

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Who did the philosophy major ask out for the Halloween dance?

Nobody. He was too 'Freud.

How to tell if someone has Rhotacism?

Ask them to pronounce it.

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Why do black people play basketball?

Because it teaches them how to shoot, run and steal.

Why aren't burgers too good at basketball?

Too many turnovers!

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Why did the gynecologist get taken in for questioning?

He smelled a little fishy. Edit: a word.

What do you call a loonie answering questions on reddit?

DollarAMA. *Only Canadians will get it, sorry.

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Why is it expensive to be a criminal?

Because the police charge you.

What do you get when you cross Jesus and a couple of criminals?

A good Friday