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Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
A macular degenerate.
The first one saves people from criminals, while the latter saves criminals from the people.
Because criminals keep turning themselves into the police.
The Dark Knightrogen
A Con-Yay!
They're all criminals.
Because criminals keep turning themselves into police.
A Zebra.
A good Friday
Because they're all criminals and they look the same.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
A herpetrator.
Because the police charge you.
The third degree.
Sting operation, of course!
A dirty crook.
putting criminals behind bars seems like a bad idea once you consider all the alcohol they're now next to
When the judge threw the book at him.
F.B.I.
Officer: You ordered me to get a line on the suspect.
Let me talk to a few criminals and see who they think is scariest."
A con descending.
They shoot first and ask questions later.
He had served his sentence.
He was too good a conductor
Because he was charged with battery.
As a .jpg
It was a poultry amount
If your gonna turn on a light... Why shade it.
He scared the hell out of him.
She puts in in the microwave.
Person 1 : Suggest me a good phone to buy nowadays. Person 2 : Microsoft Lumia 950 XL is good for winters, will keep you warm. Very warm. Person 1 : So what about summers then? Person 2 : Same, it freezes often as well
Get them back inside the camp!"
It's in tents!
Criminal Intent.
Criminal intent.
Most weddings happen in June.
One is devoted to following to rules laid down by those who consider their will that of the divine. The other is a type of christian.
A Polish man calls up an airline. "How long is the flight from Chicago to Warsaw?" "One minute..." "Thank you."
The cloths hanger only solves one problem.
