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Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
A macular degenerate.
The first one saves people from criminals, while the latter saves criminals from the people.
Because criminals keep turning themselves into the police.
The Dark Knightrogen
A Con-Yay!
They're all criminals.
Because criminals keep turning themselves into police.
A Zebra.
A good Friday
Because they're all criminals and they look the same.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
A herpetrator.
Because the police charge you.
The third degree.
Sting operation, of course!
A dirty crook.
putting criminals behind bars seems like a bad idea once you consider all the alcohol they're now next to
When the judge threw the book at him.
F.B.I.
Officer: You ordered me to get a line on the suspect.
Let me talk to a few criminals and see who they think is scariest."
A con descending.
They shoot first and ask questions later.
He had served his sentence.
The rock is kyptonite and the man is superman.
I wouldn't know, i don't know the canon that well
Because they have no pits.
One, and ten people to stand around clapping and saying "Aww, how brave."
Netflix and chill.
They throw 3-9 pots and pans down a flight of stairs.
A condescending condescending
There aren't many paedos in the camp.
Ready, aim, make the FIRE!
You hide daddies credit card under a bar of soap.
One goes to the bar for a cold one. The other goes to a morgue.
A hot dog and a six pack.
Is this the man I want my kids to spend every second weekend with?
The police made him bring it back again.
Hunover.
