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A macular degenerate.
The first one saves people from criminals, while the latter saves criminals from the people.
Because criminals keep turning themselves into the police.
The Dark Knightrogen
A Con-Yay!
They're all criminals.
Because criminals keep turning themselves into police.
A Zebra.
A good Friday
Because they're all criminals and they look the same.
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A herpetrator.
Because the police charge you.
The third degree.
Sting operation, of course!
A dirty crook.
putting criminals behind bars seems like a bad idea once you consider all the alcohol they're now next to
When the judge threw the book at him.
F.B.I.
Officer: You ordered me to get a line on the suspect.
Let me talk to a few criminals and see who they think is scariest."
A con descending.
They shoot first and ask questions later.
He had served his sentence.
When a woman doesn't agree with them.
I KNEW I COULD COUNT ON YOU
They always make an extra copy
Nailed it
OH NO !"
Squeaky clean clothes.
Whenever they get upset, they cry their eyes out.
It's ill-eagle
This isn't a good joke.
One is a dirty bike and the other is a derpy dyke.
Give the criminals badges.
The crime rate.
Me: So they can buy stuff. 4: Why don't they just steal the stuff She's a criminal mastermind.
A criminal mastermind ...
A condescending con descending.