Why do robbers steal money?

Me: So they can buy stuff. 4: Why don't they just steal the stuff She's a criminal mastermind.

3, duh. (My ex's 9 year old little sister told me this joke, and followed is up with: "and YOU'RE the math guy!" >< Burned.)

What has 4 legs and 1 arm?

A pit bull.

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Who is never hungry at Christmas ?

The turkey - he's always stuffed !

Whatcha thinkin' about?

Taxidermist: Stuff.

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How do you sell a dog to someone hard of hearing?

Get really close to their ear and shout, "DO YOU WANNA BUY A DOG "

Why hang Wanted posters in the post office?

We're not crime-fighting crusaders. We're buying stamps.

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How did robbers gain entry to steal from Miley Cyrus?

They came in like a wrecking ball.

How does one robber ask another how they're doing?

How are you holding up?"

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What's it like being a grown up?

Me hands her money: When we get to the movies, buy a large popcorn. 10: This is only $2 M: Exactly

How can a can you double your money?

By folding it in half.

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What did the dealer say to Ted when he caught him stealing heroin?

Your addicted.

Which rabbit stole from the rich to give to the poor?

Rabbit Hood.

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What do you get when you mix a black and asian person?

A criminal mastermind ...