Why do robbers steal money?

Me: So they can buy stuff. 4: Why don't they just steal the stuff She's a criminal mastermind.

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How do you do it w/ 4 kids?

Hubs: With the door locked. Me: She means how do we manage...but yeah.

What did the mathematician do at the baseball game?

4 the home team

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What's the name of that German guy that keeps hiding my stuff around the house?

Alzheimer, Grandma.

What do you call Bruce Lee stuffed in a shell?

A crustacean

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How do you make a computer your best friend?

You buy it a nice bunch of software and get it loaded!

What size box of condoms do you never want to buy?

The family size.

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What did the robber with an errection say?

This is a stick-up.

How do you call a robber in a suit of armor?

A thief in the knight

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Why is someone who borrows money but does not pay it all back like a football player?

Because sometimes he gives you a quarter back and sometimes a half back.

How does the Hulk make money?

He flips houses.

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Why don't you play UNO with a Mexican?

Because they steal all the green cards

Who else would've stolen it?

You think a burglar broke in and was like "Cute top!"

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Why do robbers steal money?

Me: So they can buy stuff. 4: Why don't they just steal the stuff She's a criminal mastermind.

What do you get when you mix a black and asian person?

A criminal mastermind ...