Why do robbers steal money?

Me: So they can buy stuff. 4: Why don't they just steal the stuff She's a criminal mastermind.

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How do you spell no?

Me: Sound it out. What makes the na na na na na na na na na sound 4: Batman (Spelling is hard)

How many Irishmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

5. 1 to screw in the light bulb, and 4 to remark on how grand the old one was.

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Where are the posters?

WIFE: THEY JUST DISAPPEARED! In other room *cat is furiously stuffing missing dog posters into paper shredder*

What do you call a couch stuffed with chic peas?

a hummus-sectional ba dum tish! I know that was bad. Please blame my boyfriend, he thought of it.

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Where is the best place to buy chicken broth?

at the stock market

What's the deal with airline food?

Buy 2 get 1 free

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What's the difference between a robber and a politician?

Politicians run BEFORE they steal your money.

What did the Asian police dog say to the robber?

Fleas!

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Where does a polar bear keep his money?

In a snow bank.

What did Bernie Madoff say to Bernie Sanders?

I'll take your money!

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How did robbers gain entry to steal from Miley Cyrus?

They came in like a wrecking ball.

Why don't Pirates get invited to Birthday parties?

Because they always steal doubloons

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What do you call a blasian?

A criminal mastermind

What do you get when you mix a black and asian person?

A criminal mastermind ...