Why do robbers steal money?

Me: So they can buy stuff. 4: Why don't they just steal the stuff She's a criminal mastermind.

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What'd you do?

PERSON: Ran a half-marathon and helped my pal move. You ME: I talked to like 4 people.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

5 1 to hold the bulb and 4 to spin the ladder.

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What's the Turkish version of court packing?

Turkey stuffing

Why is a sofa like a roast chicken ?

Because they're both full of stuffing !

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Why did the Eagle go to store to buy some Rogaine?

To cover up his bald spot.

Why did the mobster buy a planner?

So he could organize his crime

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What does a Browns fan say to a robber?

I hate the steelers.

How did robbers gain entry to steal from Miley Cyrus?

They came in like a wrecking ball.

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Where's the best place to hide money from a Mexican?

Under a bar of soap.

Why was the struggling mange seen shaking the club cat ?

To see if there was any more money in the kitty !

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How many /r/Jokes users does it take to make a Joke?

WRONG! They don't make it, they steal it...

How many black people are needed to change a light bulb?

One less now, because the one who tried to steal the light bulb was shot by the cops.

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What do you call a blasian?

A criminal mastermind

Why do robbers steal money?

Me: So they can buy stuff. 4: Why don't they just steal the stuff She's a criminal mastermind.