Why do robbers steal money?

Me: So they can buy stuff. 4: Why don't they just steal the stuff She's a criminal mastermind.

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Quatro cinqo.

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Because he was stuffed!

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Because they built their stuff with reads!

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So he could organize his crime

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He was a safe robber.

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Fine brothers

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A criminal mastermind

Why do robbers steal money?

Me: So they can buy stuff. 4: Why don't they just steal the stuff She's a criminal mastermind.