Why do robbers steal money?

Me: So they can buy stuff. 4: Why don't they just steal the stuff She's a criminal mastermind.

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How many ducks would there be if you saw two ducks in front of two ducks two ducks between two ducks and two ducks behind two ducks?

Answer: 4 ducks-because they are in a row.

How Many Dragonball Z Characters Does it Take to Screw in a Light-bulb?

just one, but it will take 4 episodes.

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What's the Turkish version of court packing?

Turkey stuffing

Who is never hungry at Christmas ?

The turkey - he's always stuffed !

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Why didn't the man buy Velcro shoes?

because they were a rip off

What's the most terrifying gift your SO/Family can buy for you?

Reddit gold.

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What did the cheese vendor say to the robber?

Hey! That's nacho cheese!"

How does one robber ask another how they're doing?

How are you holding up?"

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What kind of money do religious businesses make?

Prophet.

What does an LGBT orthodontist make most of his money off of ?

bruces

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Why are white prisoners scarier than black prisoners?

The white guy might actually be guilty. (Stolen from a comment by )

What did Shang Tsung say when he stole Liu Kang's shoes?

Your sole is mine!

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What do you call a blasian?

A criminal mastermind

What do you get when you mix a black and asian person?

A criminal mastermind ...