Why do robbers steal money?

Me: So they can buy stuff. 4: Why don't they just steal the stuff She's a criminal mastermind.

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What is 168?

Dinner for 4.

What do you call 3 Puerto Ricans, 1 Chinese Man, and 4 black guys?

A water sprinkler.

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How do you know ancient Egyptians loved books so much?

Because they built their stuff with reads!

When a seeing eye dog poops, who cleans it up?

This is the kind of stuff that makes my head hurt.

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Where does the Empire buy their robes?

The Darth Mall!

What size box of condoms do you never want to buy?

The family size.

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What time is it when your watchdog lets a robber take the family silver?

Time to get a new watchdog.

What's the difference between a robber and a politician?

Politicians run BEFORE they steal your money.

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What are you watching tonight?

The game where players make enough money to risk getting brain damage, or the debate where the players already have brain damage?

What's the smallest amount of money you would reach into a toilet to get?

Mine is a skittle.

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What do you call a reckless thief who only steals cooking utensils?

A whisk taker.

What was the name of the meth cook who got caught stealing baked beans?

Heinzenburg

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What do you get when you mix a black and asian person?

A criminal mastermind ...

Why do robbers steal money?

Me: So they can buy stuff. 4: Why don't they just steal the stuff She's a criminal mastermind.