Why didn't the scarecrow want dessert?

Because he was stuffed!

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Why are British anti-smoking PSA's often made by homophobes?

Because they want to prevent people from bumming fags

Why did the stoner take his wife to court?

He wanted to get joint custody.

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Why did the scarecrow get a promotion?

Because he was outstanding in his field

What do you call herpes on a scarecrow?

A corn on the cob

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Why didn't the scarecrow want dessert?

Because he was stuffed!

Why did the Ape jump off the building?

He wanted to show the world the stuff he was made of!

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What do Mediterranean volcanoes make for dessert?

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Why do you never see a Teddy bear ordering dessert?

Cus they are always stuffed.