Why didn't the scarecrow want dessert?

Because he was stuffed!

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Where would an eccentric beverage go if it wanted to watch married couples fight and read high quality humor columns?

A: To the Drink Quirks Wed Fight.

Why did the rapper scream into his Easter basket?

He wanted to give a shoutout to his peeps

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How did the scarecrow win a noble prize?

He was *out standing* in his field.

Why did the scarecrow get a promotion?

Because he was outstanding in his field

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How much hate does it take to qualify as a "hater"?

I hate tons of stuff.

Why do white men shop at black yard sales?

To get all their stuff back.

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Which dessert did Darth Vader order in the Mexican restaurant?

Helado oscuro!

Why didn't the scarecrow want dessert?

Because he was stuffed!