Why didn't the scarecrow want dessert?

Because he was stuffed!

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Why does the army want to only recruit married men?

Because they don't want a man lost!

What did a blind french guy said he wanted for christmas?

All I want for christmas is yeux"

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How long did Dorothy, the Scarecrow, and the Cowardly Lion have to wait for the Tin Man?

Ten minutes.

What did the scarecrow say when the farmer asked him in for dinner?

No thanks, I'm stuffed."

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Where does Wonder Woman buy all her stuff?

Amazon.

What do you call stuffing an orifice with chilies?

Jalapenetration.

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What do you call two stoners sharing a joint over dessert?

Joint custardy

What did one teddy bear say to the other teddy bear when he offered him some dessert?

A: No thanks, I'm stuffed.