Why didn't the scarecrow want dessert?

Because he was stuffed!

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Why did Loki want the tesseract?

to get rid of his tesserection

Why did Misty want to sleep with Brock?

She saw his Onix harden.

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What did the scarecrow say when asked about his job?

This job isn't for everyone, but hay...it's in my jeans"

What do you call herpes on a scarecrow?

A corn on the cob

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Why did Plato's worst student always have stuff stuck in his teeth?

He didn't understand Flossophy!

Why did the Ape jump off the building?

He wanted to show the world the stuff he was made of!

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What do Mediterranean volcanoes make for dessert?

bakLAVA

Why do you never see a Teddy bear ordering dessert?

Cus they are always stuffed.