Why didn't the scarecrow want dessert?

Because he was stuffed!

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Why did the mexicans fight so hard for the alamo?

They wanted 4 clean walls to spray paint.

What do you feed a 600 pound Gorilla?

Anything it wants!

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Why did the Scarecrow lose the debate?

All he had was a straw-man argument."

What did the scarecrow say when asked about his job?

This job isn't for everyone, but hay...it's in my jeans"

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What did the city worker say after his first ever pony trek?

I never knew anything stuffed with hay could be so hard!

What happens when you die?

Me: You go to heaven. 4: No, I mean when you die, do I get your stuff

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What do you get when you cross dessert with a monkey?

A Meringueutan

Which dessert did Darth Vader order in the Mexican restaurant?

Helado oscuro!