Scarecrow Jokes

Why did the scarecrow get a promotion?

Because he was outstanding in his field

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What did the scarecrow say when asked about his job?

This job isn't for everyone, but hay...it's in my jeans"

What did the busy tailor say to the Scarecrow who needed some mending?

I can't find the twine.

Why didn't the scarecrow want dessert?

Because he was stuffed!

How long did Dorothy, the Scarecrow, and the Cowardly Lion have to wait for the Tin Man?

Ten minutes.

What makes the scarecrow so good at his job?

He's outstanding in his field

What did the scarecrow say when the farmer asked him in for dinner?

No thanks, I'm stuffed."

Why did the Scarecrow lose the debate?

All he had was a straw-man argument."

How did the scarecrow win a noble prize?

He was *out standing* in his field.

How do you compliment a scarecrow?

Tell him he's outstanding in his field!

What do you call herpes on a scarecrow?

A corn on the cob

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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.

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