Prize Jokes

What prize did the dead body receive?

Atrophy

Interactive Joke of the Day Mug

Interactive Joke of the Day Mug

Coffee Mug

Why did the scarecrow receive a prize?

Because he was outstanding in his field.

Why was the farmer disappointed when he tried to marry his prized melon?

Because the minister wouldn't marry the two, since a melon can't elope!

What's the prize for getting the Human Papilloma Virus?

You get an a-wart!

Why was the boy unhappy to win the prize for the best costume at the Halloween party?

Because he just came to pick up his little sister.