Why was the boy unhappy to win the prize for the best costume at the Halloween party?

Because he just came to pick up his little sister.

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Come Jokes More Come Jokes

How is a Silver Medal and a Priest the same?

They both came in a little behind.

Why has the pope never won a gold medal?

Because he always came in a little behind.

Win Jokes More Win Jokes

What do Leonardo Dicaprio Babe Ruth have in common?

They both won when neither of them were competing against black people!

Who always wins at musical chairs?

Rosa Parks

Halloween Jokes More Halloween Jokes

What do rednecks do on Halloween?

They pump kin.

What did Schwarzenegger say when deciding which composer to be for Halloween?

I'll be Bach.

Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

How can you tell if you're racist?

You only pick out the K's when you take an eye exam.

Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?

A: Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will never be able to support you.

Boy Jokes More Boy Jokes

What did the boy buy at the grocery store?

Too Bad, I'm not telling you!

What do you call a boy with no arms and legs in the middle of the ocean?

Bobby

Halloween Party Jokes More Halloween Party Jokes

What did the ghost say to the other ghost at the Halloween party?

Let's get sheet-faced!

Why was the boy unhappy to win the prize for the best costume at the Halloween party?

Because he just came to pick up his little sister.

Prize Jokes More Prize Jokes

Why did the scarecrow receive a prize?

Because he was outstanding in his field.

What's the prize for getting the Human Papilloma Virus?

You get an a-wart!

Little Sister Jokes More Little Sister Jokes

What did Norman Bates call his little sister?

You know you see it coming...) A: Psycho-sis! (I won't let the doorknob hit me on the way out..)

What do you call a funny hill?

Hilarious ... My little sister told me this and I wasn't expecting it at all. :