Why was the boy unhappy to win the prize for the best costume at the Halloween party?

Because he just came to pick up his little sister.

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Come Jokes More Come Jokes

Who came up with hugs?

The very first hug must have been really creepy. "What are you doing Why are you holding me " "Just trust me."

What's a boomerang called that's not coming back?

A Stick.

Win Jokes More Win Jokes

What's better than winning the Paralympic gold medal?

Not being in the Paralympics

What do the Dallas Cowboys do when they win the Superbowl?

Turn off their Nintendo and go to bed.

Halloween Jokes More Halloween Jokes

How is Halloween celebrated in Kentucky?

pumpkin

What did the ghost say when he got to the halloween party?

Im here for the boos.

Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

Where's the best place to pick up a girl who plays hard-to-get?

Around the ankles and wrists :D

What did one archeologist say to the other archeologist when he screwed up?

I've got a bone to pick with you

Boy Jokes More Boy Jokes

What's the difference between a boy and a girl?

His dad answers, "Well, there's a vas deferens!"

What do Volkswagen and a boy going through puberty have in common?

They both lie about their emissions.

Halloween Party Jokes More Halloween Party Jokes

Why didn't the skeleton ask out the Zombie to go to the Halloween party?

He didn't have the guts

Why did the wizard wear a yellow robe to the Halloween party?

He was going as a banana.

Prize Jokes More Prize Jokes

What prize did the dead body receive?

Atrophy

What's the prize for getting the Human Papilloma Virus?

You get an a-wart!

Little Sister Jokes More Little Sister Jokes

What do little sisters ride?

A Nii-san

What does a little sister ride?

What does a little sister ride? A Nissan.