Why was the boy unhappy to win the prize for the best costume at the Halloween party?

Because he just came to pick up his little sister.

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What did Ray Charles say when his wife told him she wanted a divorce?

I did not see that coming.

What works better than anti-depressants?

A 12 Gauge in the mouth This came to me whilst being all depressed.

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What's the difference between a football match and a referendum?

In a football match, the best team wins.

What is better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics?

Having two legs

Halloween Jokes More Halloween Jokes

How is Halloween celebrated in Kentucky?

pumpkin

Why did the boy carry a clock and a bird on Halloween ?

It was for 'tick or tweet' !

Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

What did Bruce Willis say to motivate his son?

Son, if at first you don't succeed, Try Hard. If that doesn't work, Try Hard 2. If that still doesn't work, Try Hard with a Vengeance. Remember, you can't pick between the choice to Live Free or Try Hard. They go together. Everyday's A Good Day to Try Hard."

What's the opposite of Adele?

Amac or BB-Mac (you pick which one's funnier)

Boy Jokes More Boy Jokes

What did the doctor say to the parents of an ugly baby?

I charge five dollars if its a boy and five dollars if its a girl. Lets just say this ones on the house.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas?

I don't know, he hasn't opened his presents yet.

Halloween Party Jokes More Halloween Party Jokes

What can I do about it?

Hire yourself out for Halloween parties.

Why are teachers happy at Halloween parties?

Because there is lots of school spirit!

Prize Jokes More Prize Jokes

Why was the boy unhappy to win the prize for the best costume at the Halloween party?

Because he just came to pick up his little sister.

Why was the farmer disappointed when he tried to marry his prized melon?

Because the minister wouldn't marry the two, since a melon can't elope!

Little Sister Jokes More Little Sister Jokes

What do little sisters ride?

A Nii-san

What did Norman Bates call his little sister?

You know you see it coming...) A: Psycho-sis! (I won't let the doorknob hit me on the way out..)