What did the jalapeno dress up as for Halloween?

A Ghost Pepper.

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What's your costume?

Me: I'm dressed as "A total disappointment" Friend: But you always wear that Me: Yeah.

What do you call a plumb in a frock?

A damson in this dress.

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What happened to the girl who wore a mouse costume to her Halloween party?

The cat ate her.

Where is the best place to vacation for Halloween?

Galapaghost Islands.

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Why do you hate a nosey pepper?

Cuz he's jalapeno .business

What do nosey peppers do?

They get Jalapeno business!