What happened to the girl who wore a mouse costume to her Halloween party?

The cat ate her.

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Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happens when you throw a piano down a mine shaft?

A flat miner.

What happens if you don't pay after an exorcism?

You'll get repossessed!

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What do you get if you cross a cat with a parrot ?

A carrot !

Why is a cat on a beach like Christmas ?

Because they both have "Sandy claws" !

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

Why do girls wear make-up and perfume?

Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

Why do girls prefer to drive auto cars, instead of manual?

Because they want the D.

Halloween Jokes More Halloween Jokes

What did the ghost give his girlfriend on Halloween?

What did the ghost give his girlfriend on Halloween? A "booquet" of flower.

What do Mountain folk do on Halloween?

Pumpkin.

Eat Jokes More Eat Jokes

What do you call a lonely terrorist?

ISIL-ated

How Dave Grohl spent his night in his hotel room after the concert in Gothenburg, Sweden?

He watched movie Cast Away (starring Tom Hanks) and ate some potato chips.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What do you call a person who wears adult diapers?

Ehh, it depends.

Why didnt you wear the sports jacket I got you?

Me: You bought me a ski jacket Her: Skiing is a sport!

Halloween Party Jokes More Halloween Party Jokes

What did the ghost serve at his Halloween party?

Hallowieners!

Why did the wizard wear a yellow robe to the Halloween party?

He was going as a banana.