What happened to the girl who wore a mouse costume to her Halloween party?

The cat ate her.

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What would happen if tarantulas were as big as horses ?

If one bit you you could ride it to hospital !

Why do most car accidents happen when men are drunk?

Because their wives are driving.

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What time is it when five dogs are chasing a cat down the street?

Five after one.

What do you call a cat that torrents movies?

A copy cat.

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What's the first rule for hitting on girls?

Hit them where it won't show.

What Happened when the girl sat on Lance Armstrong's lap?

She had a ball

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What do Hutterites do on Halloween?

Pump-kin

What kind of make up was the girl wearing on Halloween?

Mash-scara!

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Where did the API go to eat?

To the RESTaurant.

What did the cannibal wipe with . . . . . . after he ate some people at the library?

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What kind of shoes do bears wear?

None because they go barefoot.

What happens when you wear radioactive Russian underpants?

Cher nob'll fall out.

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Why didn't the skeleton ask out the Zombie to go to the Halloween party?

He didn't have the guts

What did the ghost say to the other ghost at the Halloween party?

Let's get sheet-faced!