What happened to the girl who wore a mouse costume to her Halloween party?

The cat ate her.

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Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happened when the cannibal ate a minister?

He got a taste of religion.

What happened in France?

Did they release a GTA Go

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What did the cat say when it was wrongfully accused of a crime and sent behind bars?

Let Meowt!!!!"

How to teach a cat how to bark?

Pour some gasoline on it and WOOF!

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

Why do boys walk fast and girls speak more?

Because boys have one extra leg and girls have one extra mouth.

How many girls a boy need to shoot a school?

None.

Halloween Jokes More Halloween Jokes

Why didn't the homophobe decorate his house for Halloween?

Because his skeleton was in the closet

What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when he and his friends decided to dress up as famous composers for Halloween?

I'll be Bach

Eat Jokes More Eat Jokes

Why is Windows going from 8 to 10?

Because 7 ate 9. Credit to a guy I work with.

What is the square root of 69?

Ate Something! ("8 something", actually 8.306)

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why were the camels wearing sandals?

To stop themselves sinking into the sand. Why did the ostrich stick its head in the sand To look at the camels who forgot to put their sandals on.

What do you call a lion wearing a cravat and a flower in its mane?

A dandy lion!

Halloween Party Jokes More Halloween Party Jokes

Where do ghoulies go to on the day before Halloween party?

To the boo-ty parlour.

Why did the wizard wear a yellow robe to the Halloween party?

He was going as a banana.