Why a giraffe got arrested while driving?

Coz he was high :D

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Why didn't George like driving through tunnels with people in his car?

He didn't want to get carpool tunnel syndrome.

What car does Woody drive?

AUDI ADUI ADUI!

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Why was the pirate arrested for polygamy?

He kept on and on about his mateys.

Why did the photographer get arrested?

He was charged with shooting kids and framing the parents.

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What did the giraffe say to the conspiracy theorist?

Nothing, giraffes aren't real.

Why does a giraffe have a long neck?

Cause its feet smell.