Why a giraffe got arrested while driving?

Coz he was high :D

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Why did the dog fail his driving test?

Because he's a dog. Dogs cannot drive.

Why is owning a Prius difficult?

It's hard to drive when you're patting yourself on the back all the time.

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What happened when Smokey the Bear started the forest fire?

A: He got arrested just like you would've.

What do you call a pig who's been arrested for dangerous driving ?

A road hog !

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Why does a giraffe need such a long neck?

Because its head is so far away from its body.

What do you call a zoo with only Giraffes?

Giraffic Park!!!!!!! HAHHHAHAAHHAHAA