Why a giraffe got arrested while driving?

Coz he was high :D

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What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and drives women wild ?

A 100$ bill

Why did the snail draw an "S" on the side of his car?

So that when he drove by people could say, "Look at that escargot!"

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Why was Donald Duck arrested?

He was high on quack.

Why did Yewtree arrest the husband-to-be at the celebrity wedding of the year?

They wanted to make sure he'd never been a groom.

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Why does a giraffe need such a long neck?

Because its head is so far away from its body.

How do you make a Giraffe go to war?

You Giraffed it