Why a giraffe got arrested while driving?

Coz he was high :D

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What's yellow and black and makes you laugh?

A school bus full of black people driving off a cliff

Why didn't George like driving through tunnels with people in his car?

He didn't want to get carpool tunnel syndrome.

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Why did the felon have so much energy?

He was well arrested!

Why was the energizer bunny arrested?

He got a battery charge.

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What do you get if you cross a giraffe with a dog ?

An animal that barks at low flying aircraft !

What do you call it when giraffes moving one way get mixed up with giraffes moving another way?

Second Kangaroo: A giraffic jam.