Why a giraffe got arrested while driving?

Coz he was high :D

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What do you get when you cross a black and asian man?

slightly racist) A car thief that can't drive.

How long does it take to drive across France?

3 days by panzer

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Why are they arresting that dog?

What did he do?!? (My 6yo upon seeing a police dog sitting in the back of a police car.)

Why was the liquor trader arrested?

Because he was in cider trading

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Why did the giraffe cross the highway?

Because he bumped his head on the low-way! I guess we're doing 4 year old's jokes today :)

What did the giraffe say to the conspiracy theorist?

Nothing, giraffes aren't real.