Why a giraffe got arrested while driving?

Coz he was high :D

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How long does it take to drive across France?

3 days by panzer

Why did the idiot drive his pickup truck over the side of the cliff?

He wanted to try out his new air brakes.

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What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?

A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.

Why was the geologist arrested?

He was doing crystal math.

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What do you get if you cross a giraffe with a dog ?

An animal that barks at low flying aircraft !

What's worse than a giraffe with a sore throat?

An aardvark with the sniffles!