Why a giraffe got arrested while driving?

Coz he was high :D

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What should you do when your ex-girlfriend stands in the spotlights?

Drive faster.

Why is a beer like a woman?

After you drink one you can't shut up or drive.

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Why did the demon get arrested?

Posession

Why did the photographer get arrested?

He was charged with shooting kids and framing the parents.

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What do you get if you cross a giraffe with a dog ?

An animal that barks at low flying aircraft !

What do you call a road full of giraffes?

Giraffic.