What do you call always having a date for New Year's Eve?

Social Security.

Previous Random Joke Next

Date Jokes More Date Jokes

What's the best part about dating 26 year olds?

There's twenty of them.

Why is a dance like a bowl of cereal?

They are both more enjoyable with dates!

New Year Eve Jokes More New Year Eve Jokes

What do you tell someone you didn't see at New Year's Eve?

I haven't seen you for a year!

What do you call always having a date for New Year's Eve?

Social Security.