What do you call always having a date for New Year's Eve?

Social Security.

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What did Miss Piggy say to Kermit at the end of their first date?

Nothing. She had a frog in her throat.

How can people get engaged after dating less than a year?

You haven't seen their fall wardrobe yet and tbh it could be a deal breaker

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What song do pigs sing on New Year's Eve?

Auld Lang Swine.

What do you call always having a date for New Year's Eve?

Social Security.