What do you call always having a date for New Year's Eve?

Social Security.

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Why do programmers like to concatenate time stamps?

It's the only way they can get a string of dates.

What did the bear say to her date?

I'll be down in a minute I'm bearly dressed"

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What do you call always having a date for New Year's Eve?

Social Security.

What song do pigs sing on New Year's Eve?

Auld Lang Swine.