What song do pigs sing on New Year's Eve?

Auld Lang Swine.

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What happens when you cross the band "The Knack" and a bottle of Corona?

A song called "My Corona"

Which songs do planets sing?

Neptunes.

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What do "Jingle Bells" sung by Mike Tyson and a green and red g-string have in common?

They're both Christmith Thongs.

What did the angry man sing when he found his slippers chewed up by the new puppy ?

I must throw that doggie out the window !"!

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What did the pig say when the wolf grabbed her tail?

That's the end of me!"

What do pigs like with chow mein?

Sooey sauce.

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What do you tell someone you didn't see at New Year's Eve?

I haven't seen you for a year!

What do you call always having a date for New Year's Eve?

Social Security.