What do you tell someone you didn't see at New Year's Eve?

I haven't seen you for a year!

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How can you tell God is a man?

If God was a woman sperm would taste like chocolate

How can you tell that the toothbrush was invented in Kentucky?

Because it is not called a teethbrush.

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Why is Dubya voting Republican this year?

So he'll only be the second worst president ever.

How many auditors does it take to change a light bulb?

How many did it take last year

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What do you tell someone you didn't see at New Year's Eve?

I haven't seen you for a year!

What do you call always having a date for New Year's Eve?

Social Security.