What do you tell someone you didn't see at New Year's Eve?

I haven't seen you for a year!

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How do you tell if a black woman is pregnant?

All the cotton has been picked from her tampon.

What do you call a snake that tells bad jokes?

A corn snake

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What are the best ten years of an Irishman's life?

A: Third grade.

What should I buy for dinner?

I see frozen peas are cool this time of year. ..you might say that's a corny joke, but it's really not. It's a pea joke.

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What do you call always having a date for New Year's Eve?

Social Security.

What song do pigs sing on New Year's Eve?

Auld Lang Swine.