Why do I have to answer security questions to pay my bills?

Ohmygod please tell me there are hackers out there trying to pay my bills....

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How to you tell a naval officer from and RAF officer on an aircraft carrier?

The naval officer is trying to feed bread to the helicopters!

What's dumber than three blondes building a house underwater?

Three brunettes trying to burn it down.

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What celebrity never payed with a cheque or credit?

Johnny Cash.

What is the difference between lightning and electricity?

Teacher: What is the difference between lightning and electricity? Alexander: I know you do not have to pay for lightning.

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Why did Beethoven never answer the doorbell?

They weren't invented yet.

What makes you think you can criticise American gun laws, sitting over there in the UK?

I was asked on an internet forum. "Because you're not allowed to take them on planes," I answered.

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How do you keep someone curious?

I'll tell you on my next post

How can you tell when the Mexicans have moved into your neighborhood?

The Blacks get car insurance.

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What is the most mysterious cheese?

I'm going to a cheese and wine party tonight and the host has requested I bring a "mystery cheese". I'm hoping there's a puntastic cheese out there somewhere that may fit the bill!

What would Hillary tell Bill when she will sit at the Oval Office?

Close, Bill, but no cigar!"

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Why did the hacker start selling his services?

So he could make his 4Chan.

Why do I have to answer security questions to pay my bills?

Ohmygod please tell me there are hackers out there trying to pay my bills....