Why do I have to answer security questions to pay my bills?

Ohmygod please tell me there are hackers out there trying to pay my bills....

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What's the first thing you should do when confronted by an evil spirit?

Try to neghostiate.

What did the dejected man say to the considerate calculator trying to console him?

It's the bot that counts.

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Why wasn't the astronaut paying attention?

Because he was spaced out.

What do you call someone who supports Hillary?

Paid off.

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How to make an idiot curious?

I'll post the answer tomorrow.

What Is A Kiss?

Answer: Its An Inquiry At The Top Floor Regarding The Vacancy In The Ground Floor.

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Why don't they tell jokes in base 8?

Because seven ten eleven!

How do you know if someone was in the navy?

Oh don't worry, they'll tell you.

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What is the most mysterious cheese?

I'm going to a cheese and wine party tonight and the host has requested I bring a "mystery cheese". I'm hoping there's a puntastic cheese out there somewhere that may fit the bill!

What does a Bills fan do when they win the superbowl?

He turns off his xbox.

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What is the most popular hacking tool preferred by hackers in Bangladesh?

machetes

What do you call a hacker who stays home when it snows outside?

Edward Snowed-in!