Why do I have to answer security questions to pay my bills?

Ohmygod please tell me there are hackers out there trying to pay my bills....

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Why did the man run around his bed?

Because he was trying to catch up on his sleep!

What did Helen Keller's friend say to her?

offensive) You should try blind dating.

Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

What does a pirate pay for his corn?

A buccaneer!

What did the fish have to pay to get past the coral reef?

Atoll.

Answer Jokes More Answer Jokes

What is the best nickname for a nun in heaven?

If you guessed "Heaven nun" or "Angel nun" you're wrong. The answer was "Nun of the Above".

How many times did I tell you to make your bed?

Jane: I can't answer. I didn't know I was supposed to keep count!

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How did the white girl get pregnant?

Her teacher told her to do an essay. (ese)

How do you get a blonde to marry you?

Tell her she's pregnant.

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What's on at the cinema?

Wife: Let me google it and- *terrified look at bill* Wife: Let me bing it and see.

How are you going to pay for that?

Oh, just put it on my bill."

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What did the hacker do when the police came for him?

He ransomware.

Why did the hacker start selling his services?

So he could make his 4Chan.