Ohmygod please tell me there are hackers out there trying to pay my bills....
The naval officer is trying to feed bread to the helicopters!
Three brunettes trying to burn it down.
Johnny Cash.
Teacher: What is the difference between lightning and electricity? Alexander: I know you do not have to pay for lightning.
They weren't invented yet.
I was asked on an internet forum. "Because you're not allowed to take them on planes," I answered.
I'll tell you on my next post
The Blacks get car insurance.
I'm going to a cheese and wine party tonight and the host has requested I bring a "mystery cheese". I'm hoping there's a puntastic cheese out there somewhere that may fit the bill!
Close, Bill, but no cigar!"
So he could make his 4Chan.