Why do I have to answer security questions to pay my bills?

Ohmygod please tell me there are hackers out there trying to pay my bills....

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What do you do on a remote island?

Try and find the TV island it belongs to.

What would you call the Islamic State if they tried to take over Antarctica?

Ice-is I'll show myself out.

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Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?

Because education pays off in the long run!

What do you get when someone refuses to pay the bills?

A Greek.

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How are you doing?

and you respond 'I'm doing ok. Getting better each day' & they stab you for answering

What's brown and screams?

Stevie Wonder answering the iron

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How do you tell the difference between a crocodile and an alligator?

You will see one later and one in a while.

What do you tell a slow tomato?

what Ketchup

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How much is a $1,000,000 Bill worth?

Nothing! You can't use it anywhere!

What should we call this giant advertising board?

Phil: A philboard Bill: I have a better idea

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What is it called when a hacker poops?

Logging out

Why did the hacker start selling his services?

So he could make his 4Chan.