What do you call someone who supports Hillary?

Paid off.

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What job pays you to shoot people but not harm them?

A photographer.

What's the difference between a chickpea and a lentil?

I wouldn't pay 50 to have a lentil on my face...

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Why is Hillary running for President?

Because it's easier than running from the law.

What is Hillary's newest election slogan?

Rigged, for her pleasure."

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What kind of phone does The Flash use?

Not an iPhone because Apple doesn't support flash

What did the left breast say to the right breast?

We better get some support soon or everyone'll think we're nuts