What kind of phone does The Flash use?

Not an iPhone because Apple doesn't support flash

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Why don't apples smile when you go bobbing ?

Because they're crab apples !

How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them!

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What do my iPhone and my girlfriend have in common?

They both go off again two minutes later to remind me of the same thing.

Why didn't Rose get an iPhone 7?

She never let go, Jack.

Phone Jokes More Phone Jokes

How does a cheerleader answer the phone?

H-E-L-L-O!

How do you call a cow with no legs?

You don't, because cows don't have phones.

Flash Jokes More Flash Jokes

What's black and red, flashes like hell and annoys men?

Live Jasmine

How'd you get the scratches?

flash back to me bathing my cat* -Uh, this chick bro. Yeah.

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of magic does a love-struck giraffe practice?

Neck-romance-y.

What kind of exercise do lazy people do?

Diddly-squats.

Support Jokes More Support Jokes

What do you call a British midget mother who can barely support her family?

Mini-Mum

What did the left breast say to the right breast?

We better get some support soon or everyone'll think we're nuts