Not an iPhone because Apple doesn't support flash
Cancer stole our jobs!"
iPatch
The Chargers.
16, 32, 64, and 128
End your text with "this message will self destruct in 10 seconds"
You-Rang-a-Tang
Last time they saw a flash it destroyed their country
Starbucks
Any girl named Patty!
A table can support itself
Because even after he's blown his load he won't pull out.