What kind of exercise do lazy people do?

Diddly-squats.

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What kind of degree do you inherit through marriage?

A degree in law.

What kind of wood doesn't float?

Natalie Wood.

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What does the captain of the USS Enterprise do for exercise?

Jean-Luc Picardio

What is this world coming to?

Do their parents know they are outside, interacting, and getting exercise

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How much did the obese man know about fitness?

Diddly squat

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Diddly squat

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How many lazy people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Count for yourself...

Why do lazy people only drive automatics?

Because they're shiftless.