Count for yourself...
Six: one to screw it in and five to cheer him on loudly while standing in front of other people's bulbs so no one can see them.
All of them.
Doesn't matter. They'll just nerf darkness next patch instead.
None. People that glow in the dark don't need lights.
Because of the Taliban (say it out loud)
Count up to 25 on his fingers.
Because they're shiftless.
Diddly-squats.