How many lazy people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Count for yourself...

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How many paranoids does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Who wants to know? .... saw this joke in today's

How many bugs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, as long as they can find a way in.

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How many atheists does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to actually change the bulb, and the other to videotape so Christians can't claim God did it.

How many Russians does it take to change a light bulb?

None. In Russia, light bulb changes you.

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How do I love thee?

Let me count the ways... Five.

How are a full count in baseball and a mutated 2 time convict the same?

They both have 3 balls and 2 strikes.

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What kind of exercises do lazy people do?

Diddly-squats

What kind of exercise do lazy people do?

Diddly-squats.