What do you give a cannibal late for Sunday lunch?

The cold shoulder

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What happens to the cannibal who is late to the party?

He gets the cold shoulder.

What did the cannibal have for lunch?

Baked beings (beans).

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What do you give a cannibal late for Sunday lunch?

The cold shoulder

Why was the cannibal sad at dinner?

Because he got the cold shoulder.

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Why didn't John Travolta go to church on Sunday?

He had a Saturday Night Fever

How are the Oakland Raiders like the mailman?

Neither one delivers on Sunday!