What did you do for Mothers Day yesterday?

Mothers Day is this upcoming Sunday.

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Why did you call off yesterday?

Me: You said I should do what's best for the company. Boss.... Me: I'll take that promotion now.

What do women and the stock market have in common?

If you don't pull out in time, it will cost you a lot of money. My boss said he made this up on the spot yesterday. Never heard it before so I figured I'd post it.

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How are the Oakland Raiders like the mailman?

Neither one delivers on Sunday!

What does Uncle Vernon from Harry Potter not do on Reddit?

Post on Sundays.

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What did Sigmund Freud do for mother's day?

His mom.

What did you get your mom for Mother's Day tomorrow?

Besides a tiny, brief panic attack