What did you do for Mothers Day yesterday?

Mothers Day is this upcoming Sunday.

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What's the difference between a cook and a homo?

Well, the cook stirs today's meal while the homo stirs yesterday's.

Why are you calling me Grandpa?

Because I couldn't find it yesterday."

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How are the Oakland Raiders like the mailman?

Neither one delivers on Sunday!

Why wasn't the fella able to get out when he fell in the river?

Cause it was on a Sunday and the banks were closed

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What did Sigmund Freud do for mother's day?

His mom.

What did you get me for Mother's Day?

3-year-old: A cake. Wife: Where is it 3: You haven't made it yet.