What did you do for Mothers Day yesterday?

Mothers Day is this upcoming Sunday.

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What do women and the stock market have in common?

If you don't pull out in time, it will cost you a lot of money. My boss said he made this up on the spot yesterday. Never heard it before so I figured I'd post it.

What did the irritated man say to his inguinal hernia?

Get off my nuts!" (ps. I made this joke up yesterday... i am having hernia surgery tomorrow, and i lol'd so hard at myself that i about caused a second one to pop out)

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What are the strongest days?

Saturday and Sundays. The others are weakdays

Where did you learn to make ice cream?

Sunday school.

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What did you get me for Mother's Day?

3-year-old: A cake. Wife: Where is it 3: You haven't made it yet.

What did 50 cent's grandma say to him when he gave her a hand woven scarf for mother's day?

G u knit