What did you do for Mothers Day yesterday?

Mothers Day is this upcoming Sunday.

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What do women and the stock market have in common?

If you don't pull out in time, it will cost you a lot of money. My boss said he made this up on the spot yesterday. Never heard it before so I figured I'd post it.

What would you call it if pigs were flying yesterday?

Swine flu

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What are the strongest days of the week?

Saturday and Sunday...the rest are weekdays.

Why does the letter "r" make all the difference between Friday and Sunday?

payday vs prayday.

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What did you get your mom for Mother's Day tomorrow?

Besides a tiny, brief panic attack

What's the most confusing day in a Mormon home?

Mother's Day.