What did you do for Mothers Day yesterday?

Mothers Day is this upcoming Sunday.

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Which day is the most agreeable?

Yesterday

What's the bad news?

Asked the patients. "You only have 24-hours to live." "And the really bad news " I should have told you yesterday.

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What do you give a cannibal late for Sunday lunch?

The cold shoulder

What do the dolphins and the post office have in common?

Neither deliver on Sundays.

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What did Sigmund Freud do for mother's day?

His mom.

What did 50 cent's grandma say to him when he gave her a hand woven scarf for mother's day?

G u knit