Mother Day Jokes

What's the most confusing day in a Mormon home?

Mother's Day.

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What do you give an octomom for mother's day?

A spatula. Maybe she'll be more responsible making dinner than making babies.

What did 50 cent's grandma say to him when he gave her a hand woven scarf for mother's day?

G u knit

What did you get your mom for Mother's Day tomorrow?

Besides a tiny, brief panic attack

What did you do for Mothers Day yesterday?

Mothers Day is this upcoming Sunday.

What did the little ghost give his mom for Mother's Day?

A booquet of flowers.

What did Sigmund Freud do for mother's day?

His mom.

What did you get me for Mother's Day?

3-year-old: A cake. Wife: Where is it 3: You haven't made it yet.