What do you give an octomom for mother's day?

A spatula. Maybe she'll be more responsible making dinner than making babies.

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Why do people always make such a fuss over how much a newborn weighs?

It's a baby, not a stash of heroin.

Why did the baby have such a poor time in the marathon?

He was running a little behind

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What do sea monsters have for dinner?

Fish and ships.

Why don't lobsters share their dinner?

Because they're shellfish!!!

Spatula Jokes More Spatula Jokes

What do you give an octomom for mother's day?

A spatula. Maybe she'll be more responsible making dinner than making babies.

What do you call a vampire who owns a restaurant?

Count Spatula

Mother Day Jokes More Mother Day Jokes

What did you do for Mothers Day yesterday?

Mothers Day is this upcoming Sunday.

What do you give an octomom for mother's day?

A spatula. Maybe she'll be more responsible making dinner than making babies.