What do you give an octomom for mother's day?

A spatula. Maybe she'll be more responsible making dinner than making babies.

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What do you call a really really big ant?

A GIANT! Now what do you call a baby ant an Infant! What do you call an ant thats into business A Merchant! please post more ant jokes if you know of any.

Why did the blonde make love in the microwave?

A: She wanted to have a baby in 9 minutes.

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What's it called when an Arabic author releases their latest novel after dinner?

Post-Hummus

How many telemarketers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but they have to do it during dinner.

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What do you call a spitting vampire?

Spatula.

What do you give an octomom for mother's day?

A spatula. Maybe she'll be more responsible making dinner than making babies.

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What did 50 cent's grandma say to him when he gave her a hand woven scarf for mother's day?

G u knit

What did you do for Mothers Day yesterday?

Mothers Day is this upcoming Sunday.