What do you give an octomom for mother's day?

A spatula. Maybe she'll be more responsible making dinner than making babies.

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Who is a Project Manager?

Project Manager is a person who believes that 9 women can deliver a baby in one month.

What's the difference between a retard and a baby?

The baby has a soul.

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Why did the hipster burn their tongue?

They ate their dinner before it was cool.

How do you say dinner in spanish?

JOHN CENA

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What do you call a spitting vampire?

Spatula.

What do you call a vampire who owns a restaurant?

Count Spatula

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What did you get me for Mother's Day?

3-year-old: A cake. Wife: Where is it 3: You haven't made it yet.

What's the most confusing day in a Mormon home?

Mother's Day.