What do you call a vampire who owns a restaurant?

Count Spatula

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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

There was no atmosphere

What did the redditor do at the restaurant when he was done with his meal?

Tips waitress*

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Why did the vampire go to hospital?

He wanted his ghoulstones removed.

How does a vampire enter his house?

Through the bat flap.

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What do you call a spitting vampire?

Spatula.

What do you give an octomom for mother's day?

A spatula. Maybe she'll be more responsible making dinner than making babies.