What do you call a vampire who owns a restaurant?

Count Spatula

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Why did the teddy bear leave the restaurant?

He was stuffed.

Why was the restaurant called "Out of this World"?

Because it was full of Unidentified Frying Objects.

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Why did the vampire stand at the bus stop with his finger up his nose?

He was a ghoulsnif fer.

How do vampires like their tea?

With a old tampon in it.

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What do you call a vampire who owns a restaurant?

Count Spatula

What do you call a spitting vampire?

Spatula.