What do you call a vampire who owns a restaurant?

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Why is the Statue of Liberty a woman?

Because the head had to be empty in order to build a restaurant.

Why was the powerlifter fired from his job at the restaurant?

He was awesome at cleaning the bar, but he wouldn't stop jerking it.

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What did the vampire call his false teeth?

A new fangled device.

What do you call a vampire after it is one-year-old?

A two-year-old vampire.

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What do you call a spitting vampire?

Spatula.

What do you give an octomom for mother's day?

A spatula. Maybe she'll be more responsible making dinner than making babies.