Why did the soccer player have to ask for a bib at the restaurant?

Because he was Messi

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Why is everything lying on the floor?

my mom asked Gravity, I replied.

Why Cant Coffee Shops Spell Correctly?

When asked for his name by the coffee shop clerk, my brother-in-law answered, Marc, with a C. Minutes later, he was handed his coffee with his name written on the side: Cark.

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Whenever I get to a restaurant and they say there is a wait I say "do you know who I am?

because while I wait I like to be introspective

Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

There was no atmosphere

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What did the soccer player shout to the baker who's cakes kept sticking to the tin?

LINE IT!"

Why did the soccer player have to ask for a bib at the restaurant?

Because he was Messi

Messi Jokes More Messi Jokes

Why does C. Ronaldo comb his hair every game break?

So it won't get too Messi.

How do you lose a Football championship penalty shootout?

You Messi-up