Why did the soccer player have to ask for a bib at the restaurant?

Because he was Messi

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Why didn't the dentist ask his secretary out?

He was already taking out a tooth

How do you make an ugly kid?

Go ask your mother Courtesy of a hot dog vendor in Atlanta

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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

There was no atmosphere

Why couldn't the Italian chef get into his restaurant?

Gnocchi.

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Why did the soccer player have to ask for a bib at the restaurant?

Because he was Messi

Why don't soccer players get hot while running?

Because they hve so many fans

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What is Lionel Messi's favorite soft drink?

Si, era Missed

Why does C. Ronaldo comb his hair every game break?

So it won't get too Messi.