What does a pediatrist do when you ask them which body part they find most interesting?

They admit de feet.

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What did the mods say when they found me giving Reddit gold to my alt account?

He who smelt it, dealt it.

What did the scientist say when he found two isotopes of Helium?

HeHe

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What did the Morman say when asked what kind of wives he wanted?

Brigham Young"

What was Ryu's response when someone asked if they could have his autograph?

Sure you can!"

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Why does a giraffe need such a long neck?

Because its head is so far away from its body.

What do parliament and Ukrainian skies have in common?

They're both raining bodies

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Why did the vegetable thief get a lighter sentence?

Because he admitted the crime was *parsley* his fault.

Why did eighteen blondes go to the movies together?

A: They heard that under seventeen weren't admitted!