What does a pediatrist do when you ask them which body part they find most interesting?

They admit de feet.

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Where do you find monster snails?

On the end of monsters fingers.

What did Spock find in the toilet?

Captain's log.

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How many women have you slept with?

she asked. I said, "Do you want me to round it to the nearest ten " "Oh, I say. Go on then." she laughed. I said, "0."

What do you call the things on the end of Winnie the Pooh's feet?

Putos (Ask your Mexican friend)

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What if they found the face of Jesus in a piece of toast but it was actually Jesus?

This is my body, I'm nice with jam."

Whats the perfect place to hide a body on the internet?

The second page of a youtube search.

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Why did the vegetable thief get a lighter sentence?

Because he admitted the crime was *parsley* his fault.

Why didn't the movie ticket get convicted of both of its crimes?

It would only admit one.