What does a pediatrist do when you ask them which body part they find most interesting?

They admit de feet.

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Why is it so difficult for women to find a man who is sensitive, caring, and good looking?

All of those guys already have boyfriends.

Why couldn't the blonde manage to make Ice-Cubes?

A: She couldn't find the recipe.

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How do you tell the difference between a physicist and a plumber?

Ask them to say the word 'unionized'.

How many PA's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Nine........one to do it and eight others to wish they'd been asked.

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What body of water is used for writing?

The Apostrosea.

What did the necrophile say to his ex-girlfriend?

I only loved you for your body!"

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Why did eighteen blondes go to the movies together?

A: They heard that under seventeen weren't admitted!

What do you call it when you admit to being a prisoner?

A con-fession.