What does a pediatrist do when you ask them which body part they find most interesting?

They admit de feet.

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What birds are found in Portugal ?

Portu-geese !

What was the REAL reason Harambe was executed?

He found Hillary's emails

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What does Ron Howard ask before watersports?

You down with Opie pee

How can you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber?

Ask them to pronounce unionized.

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How does it feel to have your head separated from your body?

It tears your apart.

What's the best way to pack a dead person in a cardboard box?

Body centered cubic

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What's the worst part about admitting to your friends and family you play PokemanGo?

Having to admit you have autism :,P

Why did eighteen blondes go to the movies together?

A: They heard that under seventeen weren't admitted!