How do you tell the difference between a physicist and a plumber?

Ask them to say the word 'unionized'.

They both tell the audience what they are glad to hear. But at the end, the audience laughs at the comic, and the politician laughs at the audience.

What's the difference between a pimple and a Catholic Priest?

A pimple waits until you're 13-years-old before coming on your face.

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Who's there ! Cain ! Cain who ?

Cain you tell !

How can you tell a mechanic got laid?

He has one clean finger

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What's so funny?

asks the dermatologist. "Sorry, it's a inside joke." replies the surgeon.

What do you get when you ask for a Roman pinch hitter?

An Italian sub!

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Why do you keep changing a word into something that makes no sense ?

You are the banner of my existence.

What word begins with "N" and ends in "R" that I wouldn't want to call a black guy?

Neighbor.

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What did the nihilist say to the physicist?

Nevermind, it doesn't really matter.

Why couldn't the physicists change the lightbulb?

Too much work.

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What did one plumber say to the other plumber?

Pipe down.

How can you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber?

Ask them to pronounce unionized.

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How can you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber?

Ask them to pronounce unionized.