How do you tell the difference between a physicist and a plumber?

Ask them to say the word 'unionized'.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a lawyer and a duck?

People sometimes get upset if you shoot a duck. The duck is much less greasy. BUT MOST IMPORTANT Nobody ever complains about a duck's bill.

What's the difference between starlings and swallows?

Your mum doesn't starlings.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What kind of fruit tells the best jokes?

A punkin. Edit: and apparently not me.

How can you tell when a German is joking?

Don't worry, he will inform you after delivery of the punchline has taken place. Just a joke!

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

How many Canadians does it take to change a light bulb?

Just two. One to politely ask and the other to politely help.

Why Won't Anyone Tell me the Name of Ukraine's 5th Largest City?

They keep telling me to stop asking...

Word Jokes More Word Jokes

Why did the librarian hush the mime?

Because actions speak louder than words.

Why do power lines hum?

Because they don't know the words.

Physicist Jokes More Physicist Jokes

Why was the physicist being so careful not to insult his colleague's choice of generalized coordinates and momentum?

He was just minding his Ps and Qs.

Why are quantum physicists bad lovers?

When they find the position, they can't find the momentum. When they find the momentum, they can't find the position.

Plumber Jokes More Plumber Jokes

How can you determine which of two people is a chemist and which is a plumber?

You ask them to pronounce unionize.

How do you determine which of two people is a chemist and which is a plumber?

One of them makes crack while the other just markets it.

Unionize Jokes More Unionize Jokes

How do you tell the difference between a factory worker, and a chemist?

Ask them to pronounce 'unionized'

How do you tell the difference between an electrician and an electrical engineer?

Ask them to pronounce the word, "unionized".