How do you tell the difference between a physicist and a plumber?

Ask them to say the word 'unionized'.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a tribe of pygmies and a girls cross country team?

One is a group of cunning runts.

What's the difference between a woman coming out of church and a woman taking a bath?

The woman coming out of church as hope in her soul!

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What do two sushi say after one tells a lame joke?

Nigiri, please."

Why don't people tell Chemistry jokes?

Because they never get a reaction.

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What made the vampire a gentlemen?

They would always ask their girlfriend before they came inside.

What mistake did the chronometer make while it was getting along well with the digital watch?

It asked the digital watch for its hand in marriage.

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Why do guitar amps hum?

Because they don't know the words.

Why do hummingbirds hum?

They don't know the words.

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Why couldn't the physicist understand how boats work?

He thought nothing could possibly travel faster than sea.

What is the difference between a physicist and a biologist?

A physicist is atoms studying themselves, while a biologist is cells that study themselves.

Plumber Jokes More Plumber Jokes

How can you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber?

Ask them to pronounce unionized.

What vegetable needs a plumber?

A leek.

Unionize Jokes More Unionize Jokes

How do you tell the difference between a factory worker, and a chemist?

Ask them to pronounce 'unionized'

What's the difference between a Chemist and a Plumber?

The way they pronounce "unionized"