How do you tell the difference between a physicist and a plumber?

Ask them to say the word 'unionized'.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a $1000 used car and a Rolls-Royce?

One's a grand car and the other's a grand car

What's the difference between a praying nun and a girl taking a bath?

One has hope in her soul and the other has soap in her hole

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What is the type of humor do you hate the most?

Dark humor... I hate it when black people tell jokes.

How can you tell a bagpiper with perfect pitch?

A. He can throw a set into the middle of a pond and not hit any of the ducks.

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What is Blair Walsh's favorite song?

I have no idea honestly, you would have to ask him

What did Joe Hill say when someone asked if he was Joe King?

No, I'm dead serious."

Word Jokes More Word Jokes

Why do power lines hum?

Because they don't know the words.

How do you take the letter "F" out of the word "WAY" ?

There is no F in way.

Physicist Jokes More Physicist Jokes

What do you call a physicist who makes lets play videos?

Quarkiplier

Why are quantum physicists the kinkiest of all scientists?

They have the ability to penetrate both holes at the same time. explanation(http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Double-slitexperiment)

Plumber Jokes More Plumber Jokes

How much does a plumber make in an hour?

It depends on how much crack he can produce.

Why is lumberjack the only job with some random guy's name attached?

Why aren't plumbers called, like, toiletdougs Or crapperjoels

Unionize Jokes More Unionize Jokes

What's the difference between a plumber and a scientist?

Pronounce this word: unionized

How do you tell the difference between a scientist and a plumber?

Ask them to pronounce unionized.