Where do hipsters get their water?

From a well, actually.

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What is similar between gas and water?

Not much, but in Flint they are both regular and unleaded

What causes dry eyes?

Ducts out of water ...

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Where do hipsters swim?

Not in the mainstream

Why did the hipster never catch a fish?

Because he didn't go in the mainstream