Where do hipsters get their water?

From a well, actually.

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Why won't the ocean let us drink its water?

Because it's too salty.

Why did the dog go into the water?

Because he didn't want to be a hot dog.

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How do hipsters buy their drugs?

by the instagram.

Why do hipsters only use the microwave?

Because they don't like conventional ovens.