Where do hipsters get their water?

From a well, actually.

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What's in the bottle?

Me: "It's water." Cop: "This is wine." Me: "What! That Jesus! He did it again!"

Why did the crab jump out of the water?

Because the SeaWeed..

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Why did the hipster where a toque in the summer?

So he could say he wore it before it was cool.

Why do hipsters only buy games from GOG?

Because other stores are too mainSteam.