Where do hipsters get their water?

From a well, actually.

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What's the best way to keep water from running?

Don't pay the water bill.

Where is the fire at?

The man replies: it's back there, I'm just going to get the water! (This is a true story, my uncle really said this)

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What do you call a hipster with a vasectomy?

A Fixie.

Where do hipsters swim?

Not in the mainstream