Why did the dog go into the water?

Because he didn't want to be a hot dog.

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What do little pigs want to be when they grow up?

Garbage collectors.

What's the last thing you want to hear when you're blowing Willie Nelson?

I'm not Willie Nelson."

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Which do you let in first?

Your dog, because it'll stop barking once you let it in.

What do you say to a black guy after washing his dog?

Yo dawg I washed yo dog.

Water Jokes More Water Jokes

What do you call an old snowman?

Water.

Where does a mansplainer get his water?

from a well, actually.

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What did one dog say to the other dog?

I like "Hot Dogs".

Where do you put a hot dog?

On a pun.