Why did the dog go into the water?

Because he didn't want to be a hot dog.

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What does a spider want to be when he grows up?

This is really good guys...brace yourselves..........) A web designer.

Who's there ! Aladdin ! Aladdin who ?

Aladdin the street wants a word with you !

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Why did the dog scratch itself against the tree?

Ruff Bark

Why don't my dog and my cat get along?

She's a Re-puppy-can and he's a Demo-cat!

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Why can't black people swim?

Because there is no water in Africa.

How much for this aggressive bottle of water?

FIREFIGHTER: Sir that's a hydrant

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What kind of dog doesnt bark?

A hot dog

What kind of dog suffers most from being inbred?

A hot dog