Because he didn't want to be a hot dog.
and why do all these reggae artists keep talking about wanting to burn him.
This joke. PS: You don't think so Prove me wrong.
Ruff.
To a retail store.
The man replies: it's back there, I'm just going to get the water! (This is a true story, my uncle really said this)
Because they hate waterboarding.
Give it an Oscar-Myers-Briggs test
He uses his Donkey Tongs.