What is the American national day for vampires?

Fangsgiving Day.

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What 2 books do white American boys enjoy reading on their way to school?

The Catcher in the Rye and Cooking For Dummies.

Where do Americans buy their groceries in Afghanistan?

At the infideli counter.

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How can you make so many mistakes in just one day ?

Pupil: I get up early !

Why don't ghosts like rainy days?

Because it dampens their souls!!!!

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What is the best way to talk to a vampire?

By long distance.

Who is a vampire likely to fall in love with ?

The girl necks door.