What is the American national day for vampires?

Fangsgiving Day.

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What are they called in America?

Americans.

What did the deaf Canadian say to the American that was talking?

Eh?

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What does Hodor start off his day with?

Raisin' Bran.

What did the dad buffalo say to his son on the first day of school?

A: Bison

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Why is it difficult to punish vampires?

They can't reflect on what they've done.

Why are you pushing garlic into the computer's disk drive?

Pupil: To keep vampires off the Internet Teacher: But there aren't any vampires on the Internet Pupil: See It works doesn't it