How many vampires does it take to open the Curtain on Daylight?

Just one with depression.

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Open Jokes More Open Jokes

Why are negative parabolas so introverted?

They have a hard time opening up

How do you tell who loves you more. Your wife or your dog?

Put both of them in the trunk of your car...drive around...open the trunk and see who is happy to see you.

Depression Jokes More Depression Jokes

What do you call somebody who suffers from both depression and trisomy 21?

Down's in the dumps

How do you cure depression?

A gun.

Vampire Jokes More Vampire Jokes

What do you get if you cross a vampire and a mummy ?

Something you wouldn't want to unwrap !

Why did the vampire go to hospital?

He wanted his ghoulstones removed.

Curtain Jokes More Curtain Jokes

Why did the frat boy throw away his curtains?

He was trying to get some Natural Light.

What do you call two guys on a pair of curtains?

Kurt n Rod.

Daylight Jokes More Daylight Jokes

How many vampires does it take to open the Curtain on Daylight?

Just one with depression.

Why does the sun set at night?

The moon scares the daylights out of it!