How many vampires does it take to open the Curtain on Daylight?

Just one with depression.

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Open Jokes More Open Jokes

Who's there ! Bettina ! Bettina who ?

Bettina minute you'll open this door !

How do you know when to use "fridge" or "refrigerator"?

Open it, if there's a 'd' in it, it's a fridge.

Depression Jokes More Depression Jokes

What happened to the road?

Depressions.

What's the worst thing to say to a person with depression?

Don't be depressed

Vampire Jokes More Vampire Jokes

Why don't vampires like steak?

Because it's bad for their heart.

Why do Vampires make poor project managers?

Because the refuse you to meet with stake holders. (why yes, I am a dad why do you ask )

Curtain Jokes More Curtain Jokes

Why did the man take a pencil to bed ?

To draw the curtains !

What do you call two guys on a pair of curtains?

Kurt n Rod.

Daylight Jokes More Daylight Jokes

Why does the sun set at night?

The moon scares the daylights out of it!

How many vampires does it take to open the Curtain on Daylight?

Just one with depression.