How many vampires does it take to open the Curtain on Daylight?

Just one with depression.

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Open Jokes More Open Jokes

Why did blonde open a fishcan in a shop?

Because on top of it was written : Open here.

How do you hide an elephant in a fridge?

You remove his slippers and open the door . You put him inside. You close the door and take the slippers away.

Depression Jokes More Depression Jokes

How do you cure depression?

A gun.

What do you call a menstruating caucasian with depression?

Red, white and blue

Vampire Jokes More Vampire Jokes

How do vampires like their tea?

With a old tampon in it.

What do you get if you cross Bossy with a vampire?

Dracowla!

Curtain Jokes More Curtain Jokes

Why did the frat boy throw away his curtains?

He was trying to get some Natural Light.

What do you call two guys on a pair of curtains?

Kurt n Rod.

Daylight Jokes More Daylight Jokes

Why does the sun set at night?

The moon scares the daylights out of it!

How many vampires does it take to open the Curtain on Daylight?

Just one with depression.