How many vampires does it take to open the Curtain on Daylight?

Just one with depression.

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What is brown and sticky?

Michael J Fox opening a can of coke

How do you give a quadriplegic a headache?

Ask him to hold open the elevator door

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What happened to the road?

Depressions.

Why did the nuke switch course?

Because a girl on the ground said "I have a boyfriend" later that day the nuke fell into depression

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Which vampire ate the three bears' porridge?

Ghouldilocks.

What is the American national day for vampires?

Fangsgiving Day.

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Why did the man take a pencil to bed ?

To draw the curtains !

Why did the frat boy throw away his curtains?

He was trying to get some Natural Light.

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How many vampires does it take to open the Curtain on Daylight?

Just one with depression.

Why does the sun set at night?

The moon scares the daylights out of it!