Why does the sun set at night?

The moon scares the daylights out of it!

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Moon Jokes More Moon Jokes

Why did ISIS burn 10000 copies of "Dark Side Of The Moon"?

Because it's a terrible album.

What is the difference between Bing Bong and Neil Armstrong?

Only one of them made it to the moon.

Set Jokes More Set Jokes

What do you get when you put 20 Meth Heads in 1 room?

A full set of teeth

How disturbingly inappropriate would it be if "Thomas the Tank Engine" was set in early-1940s Germany?

ThomasDieKleineLokomotive

Sun Jokes More Sun Jokes

Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!

What is the Sun's favorite candy?

Starburst! Another one from my 9 year old. I don't know where he gets it.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

Where do Crows hang out on friday night?

The crow bar.

Where do Dutch sheep go at night?

TO SHLEEP! :D

Scare Jokes More Scare Jokes

What happens when you go to the bathroom scared?

A spooky dookie.

How did Satan turn an unbeliever holy?

He scared the hell out of him.

Daylight Jokes More Daylight Jokes

How many vampires does it take to open the Curtain on Daylight?

Just one with depression.

Why does the sun set at night?

The moon scares the daylights out of it!