Why does the sun set at night?

The moon scares the daylights out of it!

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Moon Jokes More Moon Jokes

What would a Scotsman call a mountain which is on the moon?

A moon-tain.

Why does the sun set at night?

The moon scares the daylights out of it!

Set Jokes More Set Jokes

What do you call an epic space opera set during the Russian Revolution?

Tsar Wars

How do you get a woman to pick cotton?

Set her tampon string on fire.

Sun Jokes More Sun Jokes

What did the ancient Egyptian cheerleader chant?

THERE IS ONE GOD, HE IS THE SUN GOD! RA! RA! RA!"

Why was the Sun mad at all the clouds?

Because they kept throwin shade

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What do SQL programmers do at night?

Count star.

What does the Doctor say on a one-night stand going wrong?

It's bigger on the inside(http://www.youtube.com/watch v=6zXDo4dL7SU)

Scare Jokes More Scare Jokes

How do you scare away a Vestiphobic?

Say "Shoo".

How to scare parents?

Dad: "Can I see your report card, son?" Son: "I don't have it." Dad: "Why?" Son: "I gave it to my friend. He wanted to scare his parents."

Daylight Jokes More Daylight Jokes

How many vampires does it take to open the Curtain on Daylight?

Just one with depression.

Why does the sun set at night?

The moon scares the daylights out of it!