Why does the sun set at night?

The moon scares the daylights out of it!

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Moon Jokes More Moon Jokes

What do you call a crazy person on the moon?

A lunartic.

Why did the moon marry the sun?

Because the sun is hott.

Set Jokes More Set Jokes

How do you make a cat go 'woof'?

Douse it in gasoline and set it alight.

What's black and white and makes a lot of noise?

A panda with a set of drums.

Sun Jokes More Sun Jokes

Why didn't the sun have to attend university?

It's already got thousands of degrees.

What's the difference between a tropical beach and a priest?

One gets sun on your skin and the other gets skin on your son.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

Why was the little shoe sad?

I'm here all night

What does a dyslexic agnostic insomniac do?

Stays up all night pondering the existence of a dog

Scare Jokes More Scare Jokes

What's the difference in the KKK and the Supreme Court?

The KKK dresses in white and scares the hell out of black people, the Supreme Court dresses in black and scares the hell out of white people.

What did the recent Sunni convert says about ISIS?

They really scared the Shiite outa me!

Daylight Jokes More Daylight Jokes

How many vampires does it take to open the Curtain on Daylight?

Just one with depression.

Why does the sun set at night?

The moon scares the daylights out of it!