How do you scare away a Vestiphobic?

Say "Shoo".

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When do ghosts have to stop scaring people?

When they lose their haunting licenses.

What's the difference between an expensive purchase and a loud noise that scares a chicken?

One costs an arm and a leg. The other caused alarm and an egg.

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How do you scare away a Vestiphobic?

Say "Shoo".

What do flies wear on their feet?

A: Shoos.