How do you scare away a Vestiphobic?

Say "Shoo".

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What's the difference between an expensive purchase and a loud noise that scares a chicken?

One costs an arm and a leg. The other caused alarm and an egg.

What do you get when you scare a tree?

Petrified wood.

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What do flies wear on their feet?

A: Shoos.

How do you scare away a Vestiphobic?

Say "Shoo".