Americas already got two running for president.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
Dad: "Can I see your report card, son?" Son: "I don't have it." Dad: "Why?" Son: "I gave it to my friend. He wanted to scare his parents."
It scares their dogs too much
By becoming a ventriloquist!
Weeaboo
Say "Shoo".
Ebowla.
He scared the hell out of him.
Because he is ein Brtiger! The shirt should say it all. And I'm considering getting one.
Boo bae! (Read aloud please)
Scares their dogs.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
To scare off Cat burglars!
It scares the hell out of the dog.
A spooky dookie.
They really scared the Shiite outa me!
His life was at stake. Badum psh.
One is white and scares young children and the other is a ghost.
It scares the hell out of the dog
The KKK dresses in white and scares the hell out of black people, the Supreme Court dresses in black and scares the hell out of white people.
Sneak up behind him and start throwing rice.
Because it scares the dog.
You get a hairdryer!
He was a card shark!
He thought he was melting.
The moon scares the daylights out of it!
Petrified wood.
When they lose their haunting licenses.
Brew.
You're scaring my wife. She's only 12, jeez.
One costs an arm and a leg. The other caused alarm and an egg.
Depends.
He had to join a support group since he couldn't handle his boos.
Because 7 8 10.
Lucas gets indicted after video surfaces of him tampering with previous decisions he made.
Row v. Wade
He drank a lot of beer. He ate a lot of beans. *You love it.*
the beans keep slipping through the grill.
To get to the other side.
They get in an elevator to lift their spirits.
I don't know, but if you see it, RUN!
Apparently, they go everywhere.
How can you make seven even? Take away the letter S.
A: Seven one to change and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
He held up a pair of pants!
Because he was sentenced to over 15 years in prison.
Because black people make "Wong" decisions!
They go through wall 9 3/5
