What do you say when you are trying to scare your girlfriend?

Boo bae! (Read aloud please)

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Why couldn't the philosopher make a living?

He made no sense. I tried, I really did.

Why the hate for necromancers?

T They're just trying to raise a family.

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A: Because the road sign said 'Squeeze Left.'

What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend ?

Your plaice or mine' !

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What does a frog that can read say?

Reddit...reddit...

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What's the difference in the KKK and the Supreme Court?

The KKK dresses in white and scares the hell out of black people, the Supreme Court dresses in black and scares the hell out of white people.

What do anime ghosts say to scare people?

Weeaboo