What do you say when you are trying to scare your girlfriend?

Boo bae! (Read aloud please)

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What were you doing?

flashback to me trying to find the actual Hogwarts* "Grad school."

Why is that, doc?

He replied, "I'm trying to examine you."

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Why did Bill Cosby make his own Jell-O?

Because his girlfriend was in a Roofie induced coma.

What did the geologist say to his girlfriend before shagging her?

I am going to make the bedrock.

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Why is reddit bad grammar?

Because you can't read a dit.

What are some good Asian jokes you know?

I read some jokes from this sub to my Asian co-worker and she wanted me to ask if you guys have some good Asian jokes to help us get through the rest of the work day.

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What a plates scared off?

Ebowla.

What happens when you scare an old lady?

Depends.