What do you say when you are trying to scare your girlfriend?

Boo bae! (Read aloud please)

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How many I.T. guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

none. That's a hardware problem but have you tried turning it on and off again

Why is that, doc?

He replied, "I'm trying to examine you."

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How do you know when a mechanic has a girlfriend?

He has one clean finger.

How many of my ex-girlfriends does it take to change a lightbulb?

One. Apparently she will screw anything.

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Why did the man use deodorant to fix a broken window?

He read that it was an invisible solid.

What is the definition of a Freudian slip?

when you say one thing and mean a mother. Don't remember where I heard it. Haven't read it here yet.

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How to scare parents?

Dad: "Can I see your report card, son?" Son: "I don't have it." Dad: "Why?" Son: "I gave it to my friend. He wanted to scare his parents."

How do you scare away a Vestiphobic?

Say "Shoo".