How do German bread greet each other?

Gluten tag!

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Why are Holocaust jokes never clean?

Because they're full of Germans.

What does German goalkeeper Manuel Neuer call it when he takes a dump and there is nothing on the toilet paper after wiping?

A clean sheet.

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How do genetically engineered car salesmen from Boston greet their customers?

Hey, gattaca? GATTACA?

How do sheep greet each other at Christmas ?

A merry Christmas to ewe

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What did the German Kaiser roll say to the French baguette?

Gluten tag*

What do you call it when a German hits you with a loaf of bread?

Gluten Tag And when a hippie hits you with a loaf of bread Flour power And when a lot of people do it at the same time a rye-ot