How do German bread greet each other?

Gluten tag!

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How many Germans does to take to screw in a light bulbs?

NEIN, NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN

What's the name of that German guy that keeps hiding my stuff around the house?

Alzheimer, Grandma.

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How do you greet an overweight Micronesian when you're trying to sound cool?

Microsoft Word.

What does an excited karate pupil say to his friend when greeting him?

HIYAH!

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What did the German baker say to greet his customers?

Gluten tag!

How do you greet a German baker?

Gluten Tag